New DVD Release this weekend: Obama Presidential Vacation!

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What Happens When BP Execs Spill A Cup Of Coffee? Video

This is pretty funny and is attracting much attention on the net apparently from this young UBC comedy troupe who's rendition here it pretty funny and accurately conveys the bumbling administration and lack of leadership for sure.

I guess this video doesn't show up in IE 7 so you'll have to go see it at the link above ....sorry :{

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CY NO CSPAN for Obamcare as Congress Submits ER 3 AM Bill Requiring IHOP's Stay Open All Night | Video

This is the kind of stuff that really does go on with mostly these democrats when those camera's are off.

This is a dead ringer for any meeting led by Barney Frank I bet and THE reason why no Obamacare Cameras.

From THE satire spot on the web, the Onion News Network.

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State to force stores to post graphic signs vs. smoking - (How 'bout warning against liberalism as well? It too kills!).

Massachusetts is poised to become the first state in the nation to force retailers to prominently display graphic warnings about the perils of smoking right where cigarettes are sold — at tobacco sales racks and next to cash registers.

That's fine and dandy, now perhaps now they should also hang posters all around the country, (covering the Northeast and West Coast in particular) informing them all that "Liberalism is a mental disorder", thus warning children and adults alike of its  potentially devastating Nanny State manifestation bringing a painful death filled with telling others what to do while doing anything you want. 

THEN these do-gooders have the 2 of the 3 biggest killers of young bodies and minds across America covered, smoking and practicing penis shrinking liberalism. 

Graphic tobacco posters

Images of ominously darkened lungs, damaged brains, and diseased teeth could start appearing before the end of the year in more than 9,000 convenience stores, pharmacies, and gas stations, if a proposal by the state Department of Public Health is approved as expected.

Other posters would direct smokers to where they can get help to stamp out their habit.

Retailers who refuse to display the signs within 2 feet of tobacco displays and cash registers could face fines of $100 to $300.A retail industry group reacted yesterday with dismay, arguing that cramped corner stores are already burdened by too many regulatory dictums. 

State to force stores to post graphic signs vs. smoking - The Boston Globe

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Obama arrives in NOLA On way to Spill As Missing Birth Certificate Found On Gulf Sea Bed

 Breaking news as Obama's birth certificate located at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico encased in a cinder block removed from his front porch here in Chicago and was also attached to former Daley administration member missing since 2003.

 Alright couldn't resist that one as me and a friend yesterday were joking how the thing's probably being buried down there now with all kinds of tapes and  other stuff,  instead of "being found".  lol

 President Barack Obama arrives in New Orleans on his way to tour Gulf oil spill | NOLA.com: "Amid low clouds and frequent rain, President Barack Obama and Air Force One landed at Louis Armstrong International Airport on Sunday about 12:35 p.m. as the president begins his tour of the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

Obama was greeted on the tarmac by Gov. Bobby Jindal, and the two men spoke for about five minutes while standing in light rain beside the president's vehicle. Obama, Jindal and other officials then got into cars, and the motorcade of 19 vehicles, including state and New Orleans police cruisers and a bus carrying a national press corps, left the airport for Venice, about 75 miles southeast of New Orleans.

Four presidential helicopters, including Marine One, were at Armstrong International shortly before Obama's arrival, but poor weather apparently grounded the flight. Obama is expected to depart the New Orleans area this evening.

Pres. Obama Arrives in New OrleansMatthew Hinton / The Times-PicayuneGov. Bobby Jindal greets President Barack Obama as he arrives in New Orleans to get a firsthand look at the efforts to contain the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. President Barack Obama arrives on Air Force One at Louis Armstrong International Airport in Kenner, La. on Sunday May 2, 2010 to tour the Louisiana Gulf Coast Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill effected areas with Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal.

On the flight from Washington, Obama received a briefing from his homeland security adviser, John Brennan, and his energy adviser, Carol Browner.

Spokesman Robert Gibbs said Brennan and Browner went 'through a series of scenarios' with Obama on the spill. Gibbs says Obama asked about the latest word on the first and biggest priority -- capping the underwater well."

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Some of the Week's Top Political Cartoons

From this "Today's Best Cartoons"  site I visit daily that's run / owned by super cartoonist Daryl Cagle to grab some humor in the midst of the country seriously falling apart at many of it's seams

 So interesting that Obama and the dems in congress have a little "show trial" so as to appear they've got these "Modern Robber Barons" right where they want them. And they actually do...Right in their hip pocket wallet and electronic campaign contribution Rolodex that is.

The three issues of the week and all three are being politicized by Obama and his supporters, particularly the ILLEGAL immigration and the either ..

(A) unfortunate oil spill or (B) terrorist attack on the nation    

R.J. Matson, NY, The New York Observer,Roll Call

 

Daryl Cagle, MSNBC.com

Meanwhile the government takes steps to demonize hard working   Americans and consistently siding and defending criminals both left and right while illegals make a joke out of all of us federal income tax paying citizens out there...

That's the Obama government, hard at work calling you and I stupid, greedy racists, along with 20 million criminals demanding we give them more than we already have,  isn't that nice?  

As to Obama's consistent attacks on the middle and upper classes of the citizenry, normally any employee calling his bosses xenophobic racists would get their asses tossed in the street wouldn't it?

ie: Remember in November and since he's not on the ballot eliminate everyone he wants who is. That simple..

And what would any comedy be in left wing America today without the obligatory digs directed at supermom and conservative spokesperson Sarah Palin? Can't down the Prozac of the day before denigrating her somehow.

Nate Beeler, The Washington Examiner, Washington, D.C.

....however,  this is quite acceptable lampooning compared to most of it. The "Drill baby drill" mantra does in fact sound silly when there's 10 million gallons of GOD MADE OIL spilling into the GOD MADE OCEANS lord forbid.

I know it sucks, but it's not as if the oil is some foreign substance to God's green earth which manufactures it by the trillions and trillions of gallons. It's not the oil that's the problem. It's the people using it to enslave us and exploit our dependance on it who are the problem. 

 

Mike Lester, Rome News-Tribune, Rome, GA

 

If the government was serious about stopping these incidents they'd be building Nuclear plants but the same liberals like Al Gore and so on who use electricity like we breathe air don't want those either.

It's their hands where the blood and crude can be found, not on an unelected citizen speaking her mind which of course used to be our constitutional right. Free speech. .

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• FLASHBACK: Landrieu mocks offshore drilling safety concerns (dailykos.com)

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Dead Ted's Opposed Wind Farm Wins Approval - New Monument Planned In Honor ;)

 Well all they had to do to actually get this thing moving was to wait for Dead Ted The Swimmer to finally make that "final mad dash from the scene of his crimes",  since of course he and his family were the sole  objectors to the project complaining it would "ruin the view" from their  multi million dollar Hyannis Port estate.

Which of course was entirely earned from Daddy Jo the Rum Runner's ill gotten prohibition monetary gains as a nationwide "hooch" smuggler.

So, in his honor, seeing that he indeed was a lover of the water as we all know from Chappaquiddick,  this monument will be constructed at the site of the Nantucket Sound Windfarm, which will indeed be visible from the Kennedy "compound" ( if they're still calling a plain old house that dumb word now that the partriarch of Camelot BS is gone) as a tribute to the wind obstructionist now enjoying eternity at the Beelzebub fat farm in hell.

Ted Kennedy dead, Wind Farm Wins Approval

Narcissistic views on News/Politics: "The Obama administration Wednesday approved what would be the nation's first offshore windmill farm, delivering a major victory for the wind energy industry after years of delays.

The Cape Wind project, approved by Interior Secretary Ken Salazar, would occupy a 25-square-mile section of Nantucket Sound and generate enough energy to power over 200,000 homes in Massachusetts. But the project could still face financial and legal challenges.

First proposed in 2001, the Cape Wind project has been watched closely by other offshore developers. Offshore projects already are operating in Europe, while analysts expect the U.S. to see some development in the coming decade, focused mostly in the Northeast."

Related articles

• Official: Salazar to Make Wind Farm Ruling in Mass (abcnews.go.com)
• Editorial: Cape Wind and Mr. Salazar (nytimes.com)
• Scott Brown Wins, as 50 Years of Ted Kennedy "Camelot" Crap Finally Ends (chicagoray.blogspot.com)
• Nine-year wind farm fight splits Cape Cod (cnn.com)

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Chicago's City foreclosure crisis creating 'coon control problem..Animal Services Called In

This is terrible news as those damn 'coons can really be a pain in the arse man when they take up residence in these foreclosures!!  

It's all the fault of congress who's caused this 'coon problem and they should be held responsible for the 'coon removal and relocation costs.

 When the 'coons get an attitude man they can be wicked to deal with.

CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: City Hall: "Chicago’s foreclosure crisis has created a four-legged problem: raccoons as big as orangutangs and bolder than ever before.

Wilma Ward told the City Council’s Health Committee today about her harrowing kitchen confrontation with a giant raccoon that invaded her home in the 200 block of South Hoyne.

“I looked down the hallway and I saw a set of eyes, too. They weren’t low. I realized it was a raccoon because my neighbor had seen one around. There were two vacant buildings at the time across the back alley,” Ward said.

“I came down the hallway, went into my bedroom and barricaded myself until morning because I know they’re nocturnal. The next morning, I went into the kitchen. I had the window up, but I have bars on my window. He or she had clawed the screen and squeezed through the bars in the kitchen. There were some corn curls in a bag on the counter. That was all over the floor [along with] some dry macaroni.”"  continued here

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Little Seen Video Of Phil Mickelson Paying Back Tiger For All The Drama....

This is pretty funny, I caught it at this website   I thought they were friends but Tiger's messed it up for all of them now and the tour players aren't happy... ;)

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Obama leaves WH without press, breaking protocol ( off to a quick drug or booty score perhaps?)

Hey, why else would he kiss off the press? No one else ever did it, and this photo snapped over the Chicago Ghetto's saturday afternoon could explain things a little better...notice the two men on the street underneath Marine One, a little fishy to me! 

Witnesses said a frogman lowered from the helicopter, jumped into the blue car (also in the photo) and quickly returned, only to be raised back into the chopper hurriedly, and off it went.

Some who were questioned thought Obama was finally making his belated yet promised campaign stop back in his home district, since he never went there during the election while he was organizing the community, as you can plainly see the fruits of all his labor in the picture, (and that's no joke, that's where it is!)

Well, here's the "official story" below,  while I'll stick by my illegal alien gardener Manuel's ghetto sources,  who snapped the photo and sold it to him for a six pack of Colt 45! He sold it to me for letting him off trimming around the chain link fence in my back yard to keep the Chicago illegals out. 

He said he was in the neighborhood  picking up some crack himself. ; >)  just kiddin'  folks for readers who don't know me....

Obama leaves WH without press, breaking protocol:

The Associated Press: "WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama quietly breached years of protocol on Saturday morning by leaving the White House without the press with him.

About two hours before reporters were supposed to be in position to leave with the president, Obama left the grounds of the White House.

Members of the press were told he was attending one of his daughter's soccer games in northwest Washington, D.C.   (The picture is cropped by me, Ray, from the corner of  the Drudge Report by the way)

The White House press corps traditionally travels with the president anywhere he goes, inside and outside the country, to report on the president's activities for the benefit of informing the public and for historical record.

After Obama left, a press aide hastily gathered members of the media who happened to be at the White House early or working on other matters. They rushed to a van and left the White House to catch up with the president.

Too late. By the time, the press van appeared to arrive at the president's location, the press was told he was already departing. Time to go back to the White House.

Reporters and photographers didn't have a chance to see him or his vehicle to verify his presence at any location.

Although nobody outside the White House or the press may have noticed, Obama broke years of tradition.

The small press 'pool' that accompanies the president had been told to gather at the White House at 11:30 a.m. He left about 9:20 a.m.

Asked what happened, White House spokesman Josh Earnest said: 'The president decided this morning to attend his daughter's soccer game. The pool was assembled as soon as possible to be there as well.'

Obama eventually left the White House again on Saturday for a round of golf. This time, the press was with him."

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New Booming Business In Bad Times? Obama Bumper Sticker Removal | 'toon

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"Obama"feld Animated Cartoon!

This is pretty good here, they're on to something with this cartoon about nothing, nothing except for the well needed humor because what this Marxist Chump and his buddies are up to is anything but funny.

This however is.

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Boozy ape sent to rehab.."So Much For The Human Ways" Chimp Says

The human lifestyle isn't even fit for an ape nowadays ....

Who's footing the bill for his rehab stay under the Russian health care system I wonder? Maybe Michael Moore can find that out for us all.

Ai Ai, a 26-year-old chimpanzee, enjoys a cigarette after a meal in her glass enclosure at the zoo in Xian, in central China's Shaanxi province, in this August 2005 file photo. A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily reported on Friday. 

I don't know what this says for the PEOPLE who end up in rehabilitation having had some rough years myself but never there, I hate to think an ape is now being sent to the same place!  And would hope that this would send a message to people engaging in these self destructive behaviors that Madison Avenue loves us to engage in,  as does the tax man nowadays.

Boozy ape sent to rehab: "MOSCOW - A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily reported on Friday. An ex-performer, Zhora became aggressive at his circus and was transferred to a zoo in the southern Russian city of Rostov, where he fathered several baby chimps, learned to draw with markers and picked up his two vices.

'The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze,' the Komsomolskaya Pravda paper said.

It added he has now been transferred to the city of Kazan, about 800 km (500 miles) east of Moscow, for rehabilitation treatment. © Copyright (c) The Montreal Gazette"

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79 Yr Old Missing Naperville boater rescued - (Real Life Senior Gilligan)

Sure looks that way as this local boater here decided to set out on a little 3 hour cruise of his own  he wasn't ready for as I guess (man is 79 years old btw) his compass apparently wasn't working too well when he decided to pick up his girlfriend and ended up sailing in the wrong direction becoming stranded on a remote desert island in the Bahama's.

Seriously, No sh** !

Fortunately he was found safely, and maybe next time he should bring along the Skipper and Maryanne along with a better compass huh?.

Does he look like Gilligan on the senior cruise with that goofy hat or what? lol

So, you can see we were left with no choice,

and HAD to do this....

Missing Naperville boater rescued

chicagotribune.com: "A Naperville boater who was missing for several days was found safe Monday afternoon on an uninhabited island in the Bahamas, said his son, who received a cell phone call from his father aboard the fishing boat that rescued him.

Richard McClow, 79, was traveling alone on his 23-foot motorized boat from Fort Pierce, Fla., to Marsh Harbor in the Bahamas to meet his girlfriend when he suddenly went in the wrong direction and ran aground on the remote island, the avid boater told his son by phone, adding that the waves flipped the boat and destroyed it on rocks off the coast of the island."  continued

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'Impeach Obama' billboard along Highway 41 in Oshkosh B'Gosh!

Looks like someone up in "cheeseland" up here isn't too happy with his steerage seat aboard the "hope and change express" with the rest of us apparently, throwing some good money down for this billboard up the highway from here that's becoming a mini tourist attraction.

'Impeach Obama' billboard along Highway 41: "OSHKOSH - A controversial billboard along Highway 41 is catching people's attention. It calls for President Obama to be removed from office.

The spot, near the Oshkosh Correctional Institute, is also becoming a popular spot for motorists to pull over and snap a picture.

'The sign kind of struck me as being very forceful. I was driving up to Green Bay this morning and saw it. It just surprised me that a sign like that would be out there, that blatant,' said Gary Fox, of Waukesha.

Fox said he agrees with the 'Impeach Obama' billboard. The tagline is: 'America's small businesses are failing, help us spread the message.'

'I just think what Obama is doing and the whole administration and the Democratic Congress is just bad for business when you look at the deficits and everything they're doing,' said Fox." more

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Chicago Ray's Golden Globe Picks for 2010.....

Well the Golden Globes don't really mean a damn thing to me I'm afraid, unless of course you're talking about these kinds of "Golden Globes".

Then, in that case, indeed I am a fan of the Golden Globes. So here's this years picks real quick.....lol

2nd Runner Up....Pretty Nice Globes There, and Golden to boot.

1st Runner up, same deal with her, although not very "Golden"  pretty "globey.

Let's just say it was kinda tough finding clothed, golden breasts in Google Images,
so we kinda settled on her here  .lol   jk

So without further adieu, here's this years' winner......bass drum roll please............

THE WINNER IS.....Looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter's Wife's  Cousin takes it all!!

Now those are some Golden Globes alright. 

Enough for all seven continents, the universe, Milky way  and then some.

 There's your Chicago Ray's Golden Globe picks for this year.

Meanwhile folks, we'll take a pass here in Chicago Central on watching a bunch of liberal Hollyweird Loons pat themselves on their backs and asses congratulating themselves on the mostly junk they've put out over the past year, while their fans glue themselves to the Tube, or should I say LCD screens, going "red carpet gaga " with Billy Bush, or the plastic face lady, what's her name, Joan Rivers over some of the most dysfunctional  people in our society today.

Thanks but no thanks.  :)

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Weight Watchers clinic floor collapses under dieters (not Haitian Aftershocks)

This ..is too funny.

Telegraph: "As the dieters queued to see how many pounds they had shed, the floor beneath them in the clinic in Växjö, in south-central Sweden, began to rumble, according to a report in The Local, Sweden's English-language newspaper.

'We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air."

"The floor collapsed in one corner of the room and along the walls," one Weight Watchers participant told the Smålandsposten newspaper.

Soon, the fault lines spread around the room, and other sections of the floor gave way.

Luckily, all of the dieters escaped uninjured and managed to move the scales to the corridor, which was not damaged in the accident, and were able to complete their weekly weigh in.

The cause of the floor's collapse remains under investigation.

 Sounds like the Weight Watcher's aint watching their weight too good if the damn floor is collapsing beneath them, and for that they need to investigate? Idiots.

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Global Warming Literature Makes Fine Kindling !

From Lucianne.com this is great.

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Some Year End Laughs And Comedy Relief

I picked these off Free Republic this morning as regular freeper's know Pookie's Toons and today there's some great "cartoonage", here are the best ones I thought

This one's funny but won't be when this actually occurs for real and the bumbling terrorist gets it right

There's still a tiny window to stop this thing otherwise it's hope it's somehow repealed by some politicians with standards and gonads.

Hope the white half of Obama's one  that can swim.....

'cause his numbers have tanked and blood's in the water

This one had me rolling.....

Get ready for the Government Goulash and Gruel when these people get done if not stopped.

 More here Thanks Pookie......

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