EVEN Letterman Knocks Obama For Latest Vacation, Calls Him "one termer"

He's got a long long way to win me over as I haven't liked Letterman since he followed Johnny which is about never, but even he can see that Obama's days as a president of this country are indeed numbered and hopefully after an impeachment they'll be even shorter than we all hoped.

Letterman: “He’ll have plenty of time for vacations after his one term is up.” while he's still got a week of vaca left at our expense, 5 thou a night.

Today we stand at 878 more days

Any bets it's less? Bets close on November 5th.

I'm sorry, but anyone who would buy and wear one of these seriously needs a psychological exam... and soon. But then again, we already know that from their vote.

LINK: Watch Dave’s Monologue

CBS New York-: "NEW YORK (CBS/AP) — A storm that curtailed outdoor activities for much of President Barack Obama’s vacation was forecast to end Wednesday, but he said he’s been able to fight off cabin fever.

Not only has he been able to sneak in two rounds of golf, but he told reporters Tuesday he’s “doing a lot of reading” at the farm compound he’s rented for the first family. “I’m having a great time,” he said.

The president made the remarks, his first in public since heading out on vacation last week, as he escorted first lady Michelle Obama from the State Road restaurant.

Obama has faced some criticism for his latest vacation, his sixth since taking office. At a time when painful unemployment numbers continue to bear down on the tattered economy, many are frustrated that the nation’s leader is enjoying another luxurious trip. On CBS’ “The Late Show” Tuesday night, David Letterman took a jab at the president, saying:

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New DVD Release this weekend: Obama Presidential Vacation!

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So How's That "Hope and Change" Thing Working Out For Ya? | photoshop

So this should about cover the list of accomplishments for the Messiah to nowhere which was affirmed the other day by none other than the"Nowhere Man" himself.....Sir Prune, Paul MacFartny.

A man who's also a part time Librarian apparently as well we learned last week I'm sure most remember in addition to being a worn out, 70 year old rock star who got his ass kicked by a one legged gold digger and lost his own "Library" to none other than Crypt Keeper himself, the late great Michael 'Jacko" Jackson. 

Katie added theDNC Mascot birds, any other additions lemme know in a comment I'll add it!

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Obama Seen With Top Secret Training Manuals Today....

This isn't anything too new conceptually, but frankly I went to Google one of those for a post but couldn't find one, you know, "so and so for dummies" , like this one below I made a while back before I just took to deleting trolls' comments....

so I made it as you can see up above and now I'm posting it with the file name "Obama_is_affirmative_action_president" so that the next time it'll show up in Google Images for the next blogger that needs it for some post mocking Obama, even me....lol 

While on the subject of Obama and books, of course we all remember the great book Barry done wrote 'bout his Ho chasin' drunken daddy that many claim William Ayers actually wrote for little Barry back then, don't we? The one that made him famous that's filled with all kinds of bullshit?

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Obama leaves WH without press, breaking protocol ( off to a quick drug or booty score perhaps?)

Hey, why else would he kiss off the press? No one else ever did it, and this photo snapped over the Chicago Ghetto's saturday afternoon could explain things a little better...notice the two men on the street underneath Marine One, a little fishy to me! 

Witnesses said a frogman lowered from the helicopter, jumped into the blue car (also in the photo) and quickly returned, only to be raised back into the chopper hurriedly, and off it went.

Some who were questioned thought Obama was finally making his belated yet promised campaign stop back in his home district, since he never went there during the election while he was organizing the community, as you can plainly see the fruits of all his labor in the picture, (and that's no joke, that's where it is!)

Well, here's the "official story" below,  while I'll stick by my illegal alien gardener Manuel's ghetto sources,  who snapped the photo and sold it to him for a six pack of Colt 45! He sold it to me for letting him off trimming around the chain link fence in my back yard to keep the Chicago illegals out. 

He said he was in the neighborhood  picking up some crack himself. ; >)  just kiddin'  folks for readers who don't know me....

Obama leaves WH without press, breaking protocol:

The Associated Press: "WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama quietly breached years of protocol on Saturday morning by leaving the White House without the press with him.

About two hours before reporters were supposed to be in position to leave with the president, Obama left the grounds of the White House.

Members of the press were told he was attending one of his daughter's soccer games in northwest Washington, D.C.   (The picture is cropped by me, Ray, from the corner of  the Drudge Report by the way)

The White House press corps traditionally travels with the president anywhere he goes, inside and outside the country, to report on the president's activities for the benefit of informing the public and for historical record.

After Obama left, a press aide hastily gathered members of the media who happened to be at the White House early or working on other matters. They rushed to a van and left the White House to catch up with the president.

Too late. By the time, the press van appeared to arrive at the president's location, the press was told he was already departing. Time to go back to the White House.

Reporters and photographers didn't have a chance to see him or his vehicle to verify his presence at any location.

Although nobody outside the White House or the press may have noticed, Obama broke years of tradition.

The small press 'pool' that accompanies the president had been told to gather at the White House at 11:30 a.m. He left about 9:20 a.m.

Asked what happened, White House spokesman Josh Earnest said: 'The president decided this morning to attend his daughter's soccer game. The pool was assembled as soon as possible to be there as well.'

Obama eventually left the White House again on Saturday for a round of golf. This time, the press was with him."

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CRS: Health Law May Allow Viagra Coverage for Sex Offenders - Remember November

This should be great fodder for some real interesting ads come the fall and if the RNC wants my ideas they can email me and I'll be glad to share them with their ad people.... for a price. I'm sick of providing them ideas for nothing.

Especially when they throw away money at sex clubs and let Michael Steele fly around the country private jet while complaining about Nancy Pelosi using Air Force planes to fly back and forth between San Fran Freako and Loon Central DC, when the republicans signed in the law allowing it for local pol and speaker at the time, Dennis Hastert.

But to allow any health care whatsoever for sex offenders and illegal aliens, (which more often times than not are one in the same)  is abso-freakin-lutely nuts.

CRS: Health Law May Allow Viagra Coverage for Sex Offenders

Roll Call: "The Congressional Research Service confirmed in a memo Wednesday that rapists and sex offenders may get federally subsidized Viagra and other sexual performance enhancing drugs under the recently passed health care reform law — information that Republicans charge will haunt Democrats in upcoming election"  continued

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Obama and his pathological L-Word or Truth Abuse

This a great article I caught today at Reason Mag.com on Obama and his propensity and ability to throw lies like Nolan Ryan threw fastballs and how these people look themselves in the mirror when everything they say and do is either a lie or built upon one, just about everything grounded in untruths.

Obama and the L-Word

Reason Magazine: "Here’s how predictable the president’s slippery relationship with the truth has become: Hours before the State of the Union address, Washington Examiner reporter Timothy P. Carney posted a “pre-emptive fact check” that, among other things, prebutted any presidential claim to have “stopped the revolving door between government and corporate lobbying.” As it happened, that night Barack Obama made an even bolder (read: less truthful) claim: that “we’ve excluded lobbyists from policymaking jobs.”

In fact, more than 40 former lobbyists work in the administration, including such policy makers as Deputy Defense Secretary William J. Lynn (who was lobbying for Raytheon as recently as 2008), Office of the First Lady Director of Policy and Projects Jocelyn Frye (National Partnership for Women and Families), White House Director of Intergovernmental Affairs Cecilia Muñoz (National Council of La Raza), and Treasury Secretary Chief of Staff Mark Patterson (Goldman Sachs).

When Carney confronted a White House spokeswoman with the falsehood, she conceded nothing. “As the President said,” she wrote, “we have turned away lobbyists for many, many positions.” Just not all of them.

As such defiance suggests, this was no isolated slip of the tongue. The president, who promised in both word and style to usher in a “new era” of Washington “responsibility,” routinely says things that aren’t true and supports initiatives that break campaign promises. When called on it, he mostly keeps digging. And when obliged to explain why American voters are turning so sharply away from his party and his policies, Obama pins the blame not on his own deviations from verity but on his failure to “explain” things “more clearly to the American people.”" continued 

There will soon be a day when everything that comes out of his mouth will have been proven lies to all Americans and not just we "right wing extremists" who had him pegged long ago, not to mention all of the things that have already been determined from his mouth to be proven as such.

Speaking of which, The Clinton's, both Slick AND the Skank, got this treatment from the media and establishment per se as well, straight up through South Carolina in the primaries of '08 and up until Obama became the perfect liberal "token" and "stooge" to use as their Trojan Horse Pilot to storm the castle with, and to their credit and the Republic's dismay, they did just that.

In fact, this awesome cartoon was drawn and posted on the 'net way back near the beginning of the election process,  and  proves as if we needed more about  how long we've all know Obama to be a pathological liar on the conservative side of the world at least.

It's even dated 2007 and I used it then in a post on this blog,  and it fits this article perfect...

I don't get how society just "lets" some get away with this behavior, and others they do not although the "others" are "few and far between" outside of the democratic party and that, is a "incontrovertible truth".

Look no further today than Tiger Woods at the Masters for proof of that theory in action.

A self proclaimed, adulterating, drug abusing, alcoholic, billionaire, sex crazed, family wrecking, star golfer bum,  who's lied to his family, wife, kids, fans, non fans, the president as if that makes a difference, along with a now wealthy extorting string of whores the Mustang ranch would be proud to own during his entire career" and was only busted on all this stuff a "piddly" four months ago.

Four months, that's not even a hockey season man! I don't want  him to suffer forever, but a little while at least for what song and dance he played on folks stretching from literally one side of the globe to another I don't think would be asking too much, do you?

A man, who by virtue of his very appearance at the prestigious Masters (and delivering a pre practice round "thank you thank you Mr White Cracker Inc, for letting me back into the secret PGA clubhouse speech)  this afternoon has been officially re inducted back into the "liberal loon circle of trust", as their official "See, we love black people too" token billionaire.

A man who by the way has also been proven to happen to be one of the most gifted if not the very best golfer on earth, at least he was before his life went into self destruction mode that the mere Pee ons of the world are more accustomed to suffering through than billionaires.

This was a pretty honest mea culpa where he essentially admitted to being more of bum I or you have EVER BEEN in our lifetimes. That being Tiger Woods,  who's again being "allowed" back into that coveted safety zone known as the  "Liberal Loon Circle of  Trust " while a man like Don Imus, (who's given near a billion dollars and his priceless time to children with cancer on a ranch he runs and pays for) did nothing more than utter a couple of admittedly unsavory words (although originated and liberally used within the very community that decried his usage of it) directed at some not that young (not for a liberal to date and impregnate, that's for sure) African American college women, and he's out of work for a couple OF FREAKING YEARS over it MAN!!

Or what about Kramer, Michael Richards? I admit that strange rant of his was some inexplicably brutal attempt at humor if that's what it even was, but not violent, he didn't kill anyone although he was treated as such in a country which tout's its free speech freedoms, now is it?

Talk about BLACKBALLED, his career's still ruined for that one, lousy, ill advised night of unsavory "free speech, ruined as an alumnus of one of TV's best ever assembled sitcoms or shows, and  that's a pretty big deal financially to be still suffering through for the crime?.

Speaking of unfettered Obama Hussein / Tiger Woods /. Al "Sharptounge" -type bullshit, What about the kindergarten lie that Tiger Woods has been telling, you read that? Read about that one here.

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Celebrate Earth Hour Like We Do Here!!

Here's what my home will look like during "earth hour" or whatever the hell they call it....

 This has to be the dumbest thing they've ever come up with in the world of environMentalists, turning down the lights for an hour...

How about if Barack Obama could go without using a teleprompter for a year  or even  one speech for cripe's sake.....that would save the country more energy than this will. 

It takes more energy for everything to "re-start" after turning it all off  for an piddly hour than it does if the stuff stayed on for the hour and that's a fact. And to those who say "it sends a message" here's my message for all people always thinking of dumb symbolism than substance and telling everyone else what the F88K to do all the time....

we don't need you people to tell us to turn the light off when we leave the room, you're not our mothers.......

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Former first chapter of ACORN mourns passing of national group | Down In Flames Baby!

We should all send James O'Keefe and Hanna Giles a check for singlehandedly shutting this "RICO ready" criminal enterprise that is the most responsible of any for the election of Obama through MASSIVE fraud implemented in urban centers that were already heavily favoring him and that's why they're folding their tent.

Their mission has been accomplished.

Now it's time for our mission to uncover all the fraud that took place, line up the special prosecutors for appointment in November after we wipe the map with liberal dem blood from the ensuing election day massacre that we'll see now that ACORN's out of business.

Former first chapter of ACORN mourns passing of national group 

Arkansas News: "LITTLE ROCK — The executive director of what was formerly the nation’s first ACORN chapter said he was saddened by the news today that the national ACORN organization is folding.

The community activist organization was founded in Arkansas in 1970 as Arkansas Community Organizations for Reform Now and expanded into the national Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now. The national group said today it is shutting down in the face of declining revenues and a scandal that tarnished its image.

Several state chapters broke ties with the national organization this year, including Arkansas ACORN, now known as Arkansas Community Organizations, or ACO.

“I think it’s sad,” said Neal Sealy, executive director of ACO. “We hate to see this happen. I certainly had hoped that a remnant of ACORN would survive to keep fighting in the courts, because ACORN is being vindicated.”

In September, hidden-camera videos surfaced showing what was initially described as a man and woman posing as a pimp and a prostitute and receiving tax tips from ACORN workers in several states, not including Arkansas. Some reports said the man was dressed in a flashy pimp’s outfit.

After portions of the videos appeared on television, Congress took away ACORN’s federal funding and many private donors stopped giving.

Sealy said the true nature of the videos is beginning to come to light, though not in time to save ACORN"

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The Associated Press: NC congressman wants Ronald Reagan put on $50 bill

I'd go for this change..... Except: knowing how the government does things, they'd probably spend 30 million dollars just thinking about it and designing it...Obama just pissed away tens of millions on the  recovery.org  website a while back.... 18 Million dollars!

Done for nothing thank you....send it to the printers

The Associated Press: NC congressman wants Ronald Reagan put on $50 bill: "RALEIGH, N.C. — A U.S. congressman from North Carolina wants the $50 bill redrawn to feature the face of former President Ronald Reagan.

Republican Rep. Patrick McHenry wants Congress to tell the U.S Treasury to replace former President Ulysses S. Grant on the bill. McHenry announced his bill Tuesday. He has 13 Republican co-sponsors.

Grant was a Union general during the Civil War who led the North to victory and later became the nation's 18th president.

McHenry said Reagan transformed the nation's political and economic thinking and argued that 'every generation needs its own heroes.'

One of McHenry's Republican primary opponents, Scott Keadle, said he admires Reagan, too. But he accused McHenry of pandering to voters with the bill instead of focusing his work on the bad economy."

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79 Yr Old Missing Naperville boater rescued - (Real Life Senior Gilligan)

Sure looks that way as this local boater here decided to set out on a little 3 hour cruise of his own  he wasn't ready for as I guess (man is 79 years old btw) his compass apparently wasn't working too well when he decided to pick up his girlfriend and ended up sailing in the wrong direction becoming stranded on a remote desert island in the Bahama's.

Seriously, No sh** !

Fortunately he was found safely, and maybe next time he should bring along the Skipper and Maryanne along with a better compass huh?.

Does he look like Gilligan on the senior cruise with that goofy hat or what? lol

So, you can see we were left with no choice,

and HAD to do this....

Missing Naperville boater rescued

chicagotribune.com: "A Naperville boater who was missing for several days was found safe Monday afternoon on an uninhabited island in the Bahamas, said his son, who received a cell phone call from his father aboard the fishing boat that rescued him.

Richard McClow, 79, was traveling alone on his 23-foot motorized boat from Fort Pierce, Fla., to Marsh Harbor in the Bahamas to meet his girlfriend when he suddenly went in the wrong direction and ran aground on the remote island, the avid boater told his son by phone, adding that the waves flipped the boat and destroyed it on rocks off the coast of the island."  continued

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An Obama TIme Cover We'd Love To See, And Soon.... (photoshop)

He was only on the cover like 24 times during the election and the aftermath alone. 

Today I was thinking about when George Bush kind of miscalculated the ending of the war, although his intent was the ending of the  ground war into Baghdad, yet the MSM carried the flag and water for the lunatic fringe freak parade going on a decade now mis-characterizing the whole thing,  this was the TIME cover then..... 

 

So I keep wondering with Chairman MaoBama has fallen from heavenly perch as the world's false idol Messiah, thanks mostly to their brutally incomplete reporting in the first place which aided his popularity amongst the mindless, American Idol, first time, and only time "Lever Pullers" or Chad depositors, when will Time be doing one or twenty of these I wonder?  I'll be glad to volunteer all the artwork for free if they get on the stick.

click to enlarge

And will the media wait for the country to collapse before they abandon the wonder boy 

and start telling the truth?

I've already supplied them with the cover artwork free of charge on this one,
so all they have to do is tell the full story for once.

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Tiger Woods Bouncing Back WIth New Sponsor!

Can't just have one......

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Tiger Woods To Star In New Comedy......"Happy Golf Whore" ..Photoshop

See the original here.....

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Nike comes up with New Slogan for Woods Line..."Just Do Her"!

Here's the art....

For the Women's clothing line the slogan will remain Just Do "It" since it's worked so far in the "dumb, blond, white female PGA golfing groupie" demographic....Not always but quite often as we see in the morning papers  and the net each day.

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Tiger Woods Mugshot, cancels tournament appearance as domestic violence evidence heals

What a coward, I guess his head is still smarting from the tail whooping he took from that woman scorned known as his wife ....lololol since he's been able to blow off the Florida State Police for 4 days now and 3 canceled meetings....

I know I've been ripping him, and I think the man is definitely one of the best golfer's the world has seen, which is great, and he's probably a great guy to hang with, but he's jivin' and jukin' on this one..and just like his good buddy and fellow golf sensation, this one  from Kenya, Barack  Hussein Obama, the more he says the more you know he's hiding and lying...they're just not too good at it although quite charming while doing it (not to me, but others and that's fine).

But, how does one cancel their own charity golf tournament for the first time and not expect some flack from it especially since he and his wife pulled this combo "Paris Hilton/Nick Nolte/James Brown OJ" thing on Thanksgiving of all days?

The only thing missing so far is the goofy mugshot from the evening's festivities, ya know? lol

Tiger Woods cancels tournament appearance

- CNN.com: "(CNN) -- Tiger Woods has canceled plans to attend his own golf tournament in California because of injuries he suffered near his Florida home early Friday, the pro golfer said in a statement Monday.

'I am extremely disappointed that I will not be at my tournament this week,' Woods said of the Chevron World Challenge in California. 'I am certain it will be an outstanding event and I'm very sorry that I can't be there.'

Woods suffered minor injuries in a vehicle accident early Friday in his luxury neighborhood near Orlando, Florida, according to a police accident report."

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Ol Michelle O Had a Farm.... E-I-E-I-Yo.....

Michelle Obama has been teaching young kids about farming in the inner city since springtime, and she often shares tricks with students that good old Barry picked up from his young, wild Hawaiian and ACORN days.

Here she's explaining how they saved money back in the old days by growin' their own weed, just like they do now in the backyard of the white house where their personally grown "medicinal" (wink wink) stash resides during growing months in DC getting better harvest there than back here in Chicago where global warming has made it too cool in the summer to "grow weed no more".........

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Obama Comes As Community Organizer To White House Halloween Party

Didn't have to spend a lot of time on this costume as he's been wearing it now for a while.......

.....ever since he went from Barack Hussein Obama, Community Organizer, to president from Barry Sotero, man unknown....

To Long Legged Mack Daddy (which by the way is a term coined by black  reverend, the honorable James David Manning from New York city for those who do not know of him.), who is also one of Obama's staunchest African American detractors that frankly hates Obama with a passion few possess...

Now this picture is floating around in emails and frankly I was unable to determine it a fake through any online sources like Snopes and the likes so irregardless of it's authenticity which I doubt, its a darn good photoshop if indeed it is....and its funny....many might say racist ..., However,   I don't.

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Obama unhappy with criticism of his NYC date night...

Obama unhappy with criticism of his NYC date night: "WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama says only once since Jan. 20 has White House life annoyed him.

It was the Saturday in May when, trying to be a good husband, he kept a campaign promise to take his wife, Michelle, to New York after the election for one of their 'date nights' - dinner and a Broadway play.

Conservative commentators and Republican officials criticized him for doing so.

'People made it into a political issue,' Obama told The New York Times Magazine for an article about the Obamas' marriage, appearing in the Nov. 1 issue. The article was posted on the Times' Web site on Wednesday.

'If I weren't president, I would be happy to catch the shuttle with my wife to take her to a Broadway show, as I had promised her during the campaign, and there would be no fuss and no muss and no photographers,' he said. 'That would please me greatly.'" more

Hey, quit anytime and head back to civilian life Boo Hoo Barack, I'm sure we can take up a collection for you to do so.....

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Obama ...Mopper In Chief

From Lucianne today....via sweasel.com

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