EVEN Letterman Knocks Obama For Latest Vacation, Calls Him "one termer"

He's got a long long way to win me over as I haven't liked Letterman since he followed Johnny which is about never, but even he can see that Obama's days as a president of this country are indeed numbered and hopefully after an impeachment they'll be even shorter than we all hoped.

Letterman: “He’ll have plenty of time for vacations after his one term is up.” while he's still got a week of vaca left at our expense, 5 thou a night.

Today we stand at 878 more days

Any bets it's less? Bets close on November 5th.

I'm sorry, but anyone who would buy and wear one of these seriously needs a psychological exam... and soon. But then again, we already know that from their vote.

LINK: Watch Dave’s Monologue

CBS New York-: "NEW YORK (CBS/AP) — A storm that curtailed outdoor activities for much of President Barack Obama’s vacation was forecast to end Wednesday, but he said he’s been able to fight off cabin fever.

Not only has he been able to sneak in two rounds of golf, but he told reporters Tuesday he’s “doing a lot of reading” at the farm compound he’s rented for the first family. “I’m having a great time,” he said.

The president made the remarks, his first in public since heading out on vacation last week, as he escorted first lady Michelle Obama from the State Road restaurant.

Obama has faced some criticism for his latest vacation, his sixth since taking office. At a time when painful unemployment numbers continue to bear down on the tattered economy, many are frustrated that the nation’s leader is enjoying another luxurious trip. On CBS’ “The Late Show” Tuesday night, David Letterman took a jab at the president, saying:

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Obama arrives in NOLA On way to Spill As Missing Birth Certificate Found On Gulf Sea Bed

 Breaking news as Obama's birth certificate located at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico encased in a cinder block removed from his front porch here in Chicago and was also attached to former Daley administration member missing since 2003.

 Alright couldn't resist that one as me and a friend yesterday were joking how the thing's probably being buried down there now with all kinds of tapes and  other stuff,  instead of "being found".  lol

 President Barack Obama arrives in New Orleans on his way to tour Gulf oil spill | NOLA.com: "Amid low clouds and frequent rain, President Barack Obama and Air Force One landed at Louis Armstrong International Airport on Sunday about 12:35 p.m. as the president begins his tour of the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

Obama was greeted on the tarmac by Gov. Bobby Jindal, and the two men spoke for about five minutes while standing in light rain beside the president's vehicle. Obama, Jindal and other officials then got into cars, and the motorcade of 19 vehicles, including state and New Orleans police cruisers and a bus carrying a national press corps, left the airport for Venice, about 75 miles southeast of New Orleans.

Four presidential helicopters, including Marine One, were at Armstrong International shortly before Obama's arrival, but poor weather apparently grounded the flight. Obama is expected to depart the New Orleans area this evening.

Pres. Obama Arrives in New OrleansMatthew Hinton / The Times-PicayuneGov. Bobby Jindal greets President Barack Obama as he arrives in New Orleans to get a firsthand look at the efforts to contain the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. President Barack Obama arrives on Air Force One at Louis Armstrong International Airport in Kenner, La. on Sunday May 2, 2010 to tour the Louisiana Gulf Coast Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill effected areas with Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal.

On the flight from Washington, Obama received a briefing from his homeland security adviser, John Brennan, and his energy adviser, Carol Browner.

Spokesman Robert Gibbs said Brennan and Browner went 'through a series of scenarios' with Obama on the spill. Gibbs says Obama asked about the latest word on the first and biggest priority -- capping the underwater well."

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Chicago's City foreclosure crisis creating 'coon control problem..Animal Services Called In

This is terrible news as those damn 'coons can really be a pain in the arse man when they take up residence in these foreclosures!!  

It's all the fault of congress who's caused this 'coon problem and they should be held responsible for the 'coon removal and relocation costs.

 When the 'coons get an attitude man they can be wicked to deal with.

CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: City Hall: "Chicago’s foreclosure crisis has created a four-legged problem: raccoons as big as orangutangs and bolder than ever before.

Wilma Ward told the City Council’s Health Committee today about her harrowing kitchen confrontation with a giant raccoon that invaded her home in the 200 block of South Hoyne.

“I looked down the hallway and I saw a set of eyes, too. They weren’t low. I realized it was a raccoon because my neighbor had seen one around. There were two vacant buildings at the time across the back alley,” Ward said.

“I came down the hallway, went into my bedroom and barricaded myself until morning because I know they’re nocturnal. The next morning, I went into the kitchen. I had the window up, but I have bars on my window. He or she had clawed the screen and squeezed through the bars in the kitchen. There were some corn curls in a bag on the counter. That was all over the floor [along with] some dry macaroni.”"  continued here

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Yo 'Bama: America Wants It's Change Back And Now. (obama satire video)

A must see lib lies compilation video imagining what it would be like if we could use a remote and rewind all the democratic Obama led lies and bull they've fed America since most can't remember when......

YouTube - Obama: America Wants It's Change Back: "Obama: America Wants It's Change Back"

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Hop On Obama The Toad's Wild Ride! GOP-video

Funny and true as the sky is blue from the GOP, although it's not funny enough for me to laff to my checkbook as there's nothing funny about Mr Toady's wild ride through our treasury like he's back in the old days  of raiding Granny Hussein Obama's purse for crack money while the family was saying Allah's prayers at the Haj dinner table.

YouTube - Mr. Obama's Wild Ride!: "Mr. Obama's Wild Ride!"

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Obama leaves WH without press, breaking protocol ( off to a quick drug or booty score perhaps?)

Hey, why else would he kiss off the press? No one else ever did it, and this photo snapped over the Chicago Ghetto's saturday afternoon could explain things a little better...notice the two men on the street underneath Marine One, a little fishy to me! 

Witnesses said a frogman lowered from the helicopter, jumped into the blue car (also in the photo) and quickly returned, only to be raised back into the chopper hurriedly, and off it went.

Some who were questioned thought Obama was finally making his belated yet promised campaign stop back in his home district, since he never went there during the election while he was organizing the community, as you can plainly see the fruits of all his labor in the picture, (and that's no joke, that's where it is!)

Well, here's the "official story" below,  while I'll stick by my illegal alien gardener Manuel's ghetto sources,  who snapped the photo and sold it to him for a six pack of Colt 45! He sold it to me for letting him off trimming around the chain link fence in my back yard to keep the Chicago illegals out. 

He said he was in the neighborhood  picking up some crack himself. ; >)  just kiddin'  folks for readers who don't know me....

Obama leaves WH without press, breaking protocol:

The Associated Press: "WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama quietly breached years of protocol on Saturday morning by leaving the White House without the press with him.

About two hours before reporters were supposed to be in position to leave with the president, Obama left the grounds of the White House.

Members of the press were told he was attending one of his daughter's soccer games in northwest Washington, D.C.   (The picture is cropped by me, Ray, from the corner of  the Drudge Report by the way)

The White House press corps traditionally travels with the president anywhere he goes, inside and outside the country, to report on the president's activities for the benefit of informing the public and for historical record.

After Obama left, a press aide hastily gathered members of the media who happened to be at the White House early or working on other matters. They rushed to a van and left the White House to catch up with the president.

Too late. By the time, the press van appeared to arrive at the president's location, the press was told he was already departing. Time to go back to the White House.

Reporters and photographers didn't have a chance to see him or his vehicle to verify his presence at any location.

Although nobody outside the White House or the press may have noticed, Obama broke years of tradition.

The small press 'pool' that accompanies the president had been told to gather at the White House at 11:30 a.m. He left about 9:20 a.m.

Asked what happened, White House spokesman Josh Earnest said: 'The president decided this morning to attend his daughter's soccer game. The pool was assembled as soon as possible to be there as well.'

Obama eventually left the White House again on Saturday for a round of golf. This time, the press was with him."

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CRS: Health Law May Allow Viagra Coverage for Sex Offenders - Remember November

This should be great fodder for some real interesting ads come the fall and if the RNC wants my ideas they can email me and I'll be glad to share them with their ad people.... for a price. I'm sick of providing them ideas for nothing.

Especially when they throw away money at sex clubs and let Michael Steele fly around the country private jet while complaining about Nancy Pelosi using Air Force planes to fly back and forth between San Fran Freako and Loon Central DC, when the republicans signed in the law allowing it for local pol and speaker at the time, Dennis Hastert.

But to allow any health care whatsoever for sex offenders and illegal aliens, (which more often times than not are one in the same)  is abso-freakin-lutely nuts.

CRS: Health Law May Allow Viagra Coverage for Sex Offenders

Roll Call: "The Congressional Research Service confirmed in a memo Wednesday that rapists and sex offenders may get federally subsidized Viagra and other sexual performance enhancing drugs under the recently passed health care reform law — information that Republicans charge will haunt Democrats in upcoming election"  continued

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Schoolhouse Rock Parody: How a Bill REALLY Becomes a Law

This was on Hot Air inside a running post last night about the Dem Viagra for sex offenders vote. What slime huh? Read that here but here's the video, it's alright. I would have tried an Obama rapping voice myself.

You know that fake "in the hood" thing Obama does all the time, that voice.




GOP torpedoing_vitter amendment/Hot Air

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An Obama TIme Cover We'd Love To See, And Soon.... (photoshop)

He was only on the cover like 24 times during the election and the aftermath alone. 

Today I was thinking about when George Bush kind of miscalculated the ending of the war, although his intent was the ending of the  ground war into Baghdad, yet the MSM carried the flag and water for the lunatic fringe freak parade going on a decade now mis-characterizing the whole thing,  this was the TIME cover then..... 

 

So I keep wondering with Chairman MaoBama has fallen from heavenly perch as the world's false idol Messiah, thanks mostly to their brutally incomplete reporting in the first place which aided his popularity amongst the mindless, American Idol, first time, and only time "Lever Pullers" or Chad depositors, when will Time be doing one or twenty of these I wonder?  I'll be glad to volunteer all the artwork for free if they get on the stick.

click to enlarge

And will the media wait for the country to collapse before they abandon the wonder boy 

and start telling the truth?

I've already supplied them with the cover artwork free of charge on this one,
so all they have to do is tell the full story for once.

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Tell Major: What Do You Want to Hear in the State of the Union?

I want to hear two words from Obama and two words only, Major.....

I RESIGN!

This autoplays so I didn't embed it, click here new window...

Tell Major: What Do You Want to Hear in the State of the Union? « Row 2, Seat 4:

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SNL Finally Scorches Liberal Obama's Whack Policies....

I don't watch this show anymore and that might explain why I'm just seeing this from Saturday night this morning as I Tivo it to look for these things like every other blogger.....

And so after reading WND this morning a little earlier, it seems  they too noticed this from this little skit,   and so I'm posting it for my friends out there who also like myself abandoned SNL after the Dennis Miller days.....

It starts a bit slow and isn't hilarious but unusual only because it's NBC who's skewering him....2:51 mark is especially funny because it's so true....

I'm actually surprised they're not crying over at the white house for NBC to pull this routine from their embeddable video list...so if disappeared as you're seeing this post, you know what happened to it...

It just took Obama a day to get someone on the case.

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Obama Caught Bowing Again, Where does it end?

HT Lucianne this morning...

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The Onion: Obama’s Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner (Yikes!)

The Onion::


Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

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Ford Unveils A New Car For Cash Strapped Motorists, The 1993 Taurus

The car industry goes retro giving those American's feeling the Obama strain and pain instead of Hope and Change they were expecting something to be happy about, most will be elated to find this New $650 Ford Taurus built just for them and their families.... circa 1993, a good year, a couple decades ago.

Welcome to the Age Of Obama, The American Lost Years .....you asked for it and you got it...so

Now, From the Onion News Network......


Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

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Ol Michelle O Had a Farm.... E-I-E-I-Yo.....

Michelle Obama has been teaching young kids about farming in the inner city since springtime, and she often shares tricks with students that good old Barry picked up from his young, wild Hawaiian and ACORN days.

Here she's explaining how they saved money back in the old days by growin' their own weed, just like they do now in the backyard of the white house where their personally grown "medicinal" (wink wink) stash resides during growing months in DC getting better harvest there than back here in Chicago where global warming has made it too cool in the summer to "grow weed no more".........

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Obama Comes As Community Organizer To White House Halloween Party

Didn't have to spend a lot of time on this costume as he's been wearing it now for a while.......

.....ever since he went from Barack Hussein Obama, Community Organizer, to president from Barry Sotero, man unknown....

To Long Legged Mack Daddy (which by the way is a term coined by black  reverend, the honorable James David Manning from New York city for those who do not know of him.), who is also one of Obama's staunchest African American detractors that frankly hates Obama with a passion few possess...

Now this picture is floating around in emails and frankly I was unable to determine it a fake through any online sources like Snopes and the likes so irregardless of it's authenticity which I doubt, its a darn good photoshop if indeed it is....and its funny....many might say racist ..., However,   I don't.

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Carla Bruni Obama drawings mocking or flattering cartoons? You Make The Call...lol

I found this story thanks to Maggie over at Maggie's notebook if you didn't already see it there she has a nice post on it..... and I, like her I guess, actually thought it was kind of both strange and funny that the wife of Nicolas Sarkozy, Carli Bruni,  has now let the world know about her killer drawing skills on a new website of hers with this hard to categorize drawing of Michelle and Barack Obama...  I'll give her an "A" for effort, depending on her intent....

Gives me an inspiration to maybe talk to anyone about a possible game show perhaps called 'Can You Draw Better Than an 8th grader?"..Perhaps All the world's present "top A list" celebrities can participate and make general asses of themselves... which most seem pretty good at anyways when they're not pretending to be someone else for a living... for what used to be entertainment from Old Hollywood.....

Carla Bruni website publishes Barack Obama and Sarah Brown drawings - Telegraph: "Sarah Brown said on Twitter that she was 'a bit bemused' by a line drawing of her posted in the gallery section of the French first lady's official website, which crashed minutes after going live on Monday due to the overwhelming number of visits.

Politicians, first ladies and film and rock stars feature in the gallery, half appearing in photos and the other in drawings."   more here

Related articles

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• Mrs. O: The Face of Fashion Democracy & Giveaway (momblognetwork.com)
• Obamas' Anniversary (PICTURES): President, First Lady Celebrate 17th Wedding Anniversary At Blue Duck Tavern (huffingtonpost.com)

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Yahoo / CNN Fact Check Obama SNL Skit..." SNL right that Obama's accomplished 'nothing'?"

They didn't bother doing this when SNL was burying Sarah Palin alive with lies and innuendo masked with their curtain of protection also known as satire.......if they bothered doing this with the Palin and McCain skits they'd be in the White House and VP mansion today were it not for that Tina Fey and her rancid portrayals of the former governor.

Yahoo! News: "This weekend 'Saturday Night Live' opened with Fred Armisen as President Obama, delivering an address from the Oval Office. Noting up front that he'd failed to secure the 2016 Olympic Games for Chicago, Armisen's Obama said it was just further proof that his detractors' fears are unfounded: How could he transform the country into something resembling the former Soviet Union or Nazi Germany when he's failed to accomplish anything at all? 'When you look at my record,' he said, 'it's very clear what I've done so far, and that is nothing.'"

But are SNL's accusations of Obama being a do-nothing president accurate?

Let's run down the list of the nine promises SNL lampooned President Obama for doing "nothing" on to see where he actually stands.

1. Close the American military prison at Guantanamo Bay: In one of his first acts as president, Obama signed an order mandating the close of the notorious lockup by January 2010. On Sunday, White House National Security Adviser James Jones said that he was "hopeful" that the White House would meet that deadline. Several legal and logistical questions remained to be answered, however, including the fate of the remaining detainees.

2. Pull all troops out of Iraq: In February, Obama told congressional leaders that he wanted all troops out of Iraq by August 2010. On June 30th of this year, a large number of troops were pulled out of the country, a move that was understated here in the U.S., but was met by dancing in the streets in some parts of Iraq. At the time of the withdrawal, the American military leadership refused to put a number on how many troops remained, though some have estimated that number remains as high as 124,000.

Numbers 3 through ten here........

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SNL Skewers Obama For Getting Diddly Squat Accomplished (video)

Really despise the show and particularly since they led he attacks on Sarah Palin and have really become about as unfunny as cancer on most nights, but since they have nobody but their own liberals to blame for the messes we have now a somewhat funny sketch like this one emerges once in great while.

Here's a snip....."When you look at my record it is very clear what I've done so far, and that is nothing. Nada, Almost one year and nothing to show for it"

(video link)

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A Little Obama Humor

Well Obama supporters will likely tear this emailed joke apart, but I thought it was pretty funny :)

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'

'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.

I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your ass it's probably not an accident either.

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