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This is the kind of stuff that really does go on with mostly these democrats when those camera's are off.

This is a dead ringer for any meeting led by Barney Frank I bet and THE reason why no Obamacare Cameras.

From THE satire spot on the web, the Onion News Network.

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Hop On Obama The Toad's Wild Ride! GOP-video

Funny and true as the sky is blue from the GOP, although it's not funny enough for me to laff to my checkbook as there's nothing funny about Mr Toady's wild ride through our treasury like he's back in the old days  of raiding Granny Hussein Obama's purse for crack money while the family was saying Allah's prayers at the Haj dinner table.

YouTube - Mr. Obama's Wild Ride!: "Mr. Obama's Wild Ride!"

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George Carlin Earth Day Rant Sounds Conservative to me....Must see video! Hilarious

"April 22, 2009 — The late, great, George Carlin had some amazingly funny views on life; Even on saving the Earth." Just hear this opening the Mark Levin show..

White Bourgeois liberals who don't think the world has enough bicycle paths and parking spots for their volvo's .....Doesn't get better than that.

Warning:   It's an f bomb filled rant I've never heard before but he rails on liberal like we do. It's hilarious but dirty.

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Chinese Army Recruit's Grenade Toss Really Sucks

Way off the mark here, the idea's to get that thing out of your own bunker dude....




Confucius Say: don't have much to worry about with China if this is representative of their Army men, who throw grenades like Barney Frank and Obama do! lol

click pic to see Obama throw like the Chinese Army

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Obama And Congress Need some Schoolhouse Rock Education on Passing Bills

Can you imagine the clusterf**k this little video cartoon would be if they re wrote it to reflect the way these democrats are trying to pass ObamaCare?

I wish I was skilled enough in animation to remake this thing in that vein because it would be hilarious when compared to how we all learned bills were passed back when we were kids and we still had a republic, not a budding Marxist State.

Maybe I'll email this thing today to a handful of these lawmakers to remind them how it's supposed to be done.

I missed the part about Slaughterhouse rules, reconciliation, filibusters, about the flat out bribery through the Louisiana Purchase, the Cornhusker kickback, The Floridian Finger F**k, the Obama arm twisting and threats, the massive protests across the country being ignored by Congress and the Manchurian President and on and on...

I guess like I joked, they need to update this thing for all the little "Young Pioneer" junior Liberals being brainwashed into good little herdable  sheep in what used to be our schools. They won't learn any dem tricks from that video!!

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"South Park" Clubs Tiger Woods Tonight

I don't really dig South Park religiously but every once in a while they hit the nail on the head and make me roll. And for those of you who know me personally it takes something VERY funny nowadays to make me roll.

So tonight they finally take a swing at Tiger and like his wife Elin did on Tiger's Thanksgiving From Hell, I'm sure they'll connect on this one. Can you believe this show has been around for 14 freaking years!! Feel old now? I was 30 when this thing started.

Click here to view some clips of the episode including the one pictured here. There's noting funny about this clip other than seeing a cartoon saying the same crap he dished the other day in that very suit, but you know something either very funny or raunchy is getting ready to happen there.  lol

NBC Chicago: Blame anyone or anything – even blame Canada – but never blame yourself.

That seems to be the comic message we’re in for with the 14th season premiere of 'South Park,' which is set to air Wednesday night and will take a swing at the Tiger Woods scandal. We can expect to see Eric Cartman standing behind Woods as the golfer offers his now famous (or infamous, depending on your view) public apology for his rampant infidelities.

'It's such an important issue in America right now — the sex addiction outbreak,' show co-creator Matt Stone told The Associated Press, evidently employing sarcasm. 'We're all really concerned about him and hope he gets better.'

With “South Park” entering its 14th year and nearing its 200th episode, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny aren’t getting any older – but they're getting better." read more

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"Obama"feld Animated Cartoon!

This is pretty good here, they're on to something with this cartoon about nothing, nothing except for the well needed humor because what this Marxist Chump and his buddies are up to is anything but funny.

This however is.

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Woman Loses Fingers in Attempt to Feed Bear at WI Zoo / Duhh......

Someone should tell this woman that they don't put these things up at zoo's for the hell of it.

From the video....."'He tried opening the jaws of the bear and she eventually did get released from the bear. She's missing some fingers. He also got bit.'"

Dumb as dirt America is becoming. Wanna bet the offender "speak a no English"? Not to mention she and her dumb assed boyfriend were probably stoned or drunk as skunks.

Morons...yet they'll probably sue the zoo and get rich, just like the 2 Muslims who teased the tiger  at the San Fran Freako Zoo at Christmastime, right up until it vaulted the 8 foot fence and killed the stoned idiot, remember those nimrods?  Serves them all right.

The fence was always good enough, right until that drunk idiot came along, and then it's the Zoo's fault. So look for a repeat of that scene almost certainly,  once a WI lawyer reads this story and gives them a call on Monday to hit the "Lawsuit Lotto".

Breitbart.tv » Woman Loses Fingers in Attempt to Feed Bear at WI Zoo:

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Smooth Scranton Joe Gives Oscar Picks! (Video)

I'm no Hollywood fan any longer but even I know what Avatar is.

And many wonder if the government is so out of touch?

They sure as hell are.  Starting at the top, then sideways and down with this group..

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U.S. Has Contingency Plan for Dealing With Iran, Petraeus Says - (Bomb Bomb Iran I Says)

I think Senator McCain revealed that secret plan in his little Barbara Ann/ Steve Dahl satire a couple years back...

Bomb Bomb Iran.

U.S. Has Contingency Plan for Dealing With Iran, Petraeus Says

Bloomberg.com: "Jan. 10 (Bloomberg) -- The U.S. has a contingency plan for dealing with Iran’s nuclear program if diplomacy and sanctions fail, General David Petraeus, the top U.S. military commander in the region, said in an interview to be aired today on CNN.

“It would be almost literally irresponsible if Centcom were not to have been thinking about the various ‘what ifs’ and to make plans for a whole variety of different contingencies,” Petraeus said in comments posted on CNN’s Web Site. The general, commander of U.S. forces in the Middle East and Central Asia, is head of U.S. Central Command, or Centcom.

President Barack Obama’s administration launched last year a diplomatic drive to reach a deal with Iran that would allay suspicions its developing nuclear weapons. The U.S. is now considering fresh sanctions after Iran failed to accept a United Nations-brokered agreement on sending abroad most of its stockpile of low enriched uranium that would have paved the way for wider negotiations."

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Alonzo Rachel Zo Nation Christmas Rant!

This guy's been making good video's all year and it's been a good year for him on the internet giving his perspective on the ObamaNation and this is his Christmas rant which I enjoyed and saw first this evening at dear Kate's An OldBroad's Ramblings

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Second City Comedy Celebrates 50 Years Of Laughs

This is in the Chicago Trib today celebrating Second City, and all the great comedians and comediennes of our lifetime have been schooled and groomed there, a comedy consortium which was really put on the map by the "Not Ready For Prime Time Players" and "Second City TV" back in the 70's which morphed into what we've all come to know now as Saturday Night Live.

 

Sadly, just like the country, many of the best of the best are no longer with us paying a large price to entertain the world. Many we see on the shows today are sadly too partisan and frankly rub this American the wrong way, but the future holds some promise, and hopefully they'll soon be turning out more and more comedy to keep America laughing in some sad sad times for too many.

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  The history of Second City

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  Photos: 50 famous faces from Second City

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  What's the funniest thing you experienced at Second City?

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Archie Bunker Rants On Illegals Who Speak-A No English

This clip is my favorite TV show of all time and Archie railing on Illegals who cant freakin' speak our language as he's charged after being mugged with using teargas..it's hilarious....... if you're not an illegal who "speak a no English" that is

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Ford Unveils A New Car For Cash Strapped Motorists, The 1993 Taurus

The car industry goes retro giving those American's feeling the Obama strain and pain instead of Hope and Change they were expecting something to be happy about, most will be elated to find this New $650 Ford Taurus built just for them and their families.... circa 1993, a good year, a couple decades ago.

Welcome to the Age Of Obama, The American Lost Years .....you asked for it and you got it...so

Now, From the Onion News Network......


Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

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Chris Rock's Tips On "How Not to Get One's Ass Kicked By The Po-lice"

Funny but a little profane at times so if liberal speak bothers you, ya might wanna skip this one.......it's darn funny from his show on HBO some years back and I actually remember it from then, ran across it again today....

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President Obama’s Halloween Costume?... Newsbusted Video, etc

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...lol  

Those of you tugging kids around the neighborhoods today be careful and  try to have some fun...just one friendly warning I'd like to offer you all........try to .stay away from those Obama supporter's homes (if they're not empty from foreclosures that is)......Why you ask?

They'll be asking you and YOUR KIDS  for candy instead of the other way around ....seeing they enjoy handouts from others so much it appears since January..That's why....lol

And one more thing......Lord knows don't let em ask your kids for a trick either.!!!...

who knows what the hell that might encompass nowadays with that crowd, play it safe.......

Now something to lift your spirits ..pun intended.......I normally don't post these Newsbuster's Videos, as most catch them elsewhere but this one is both funny and Halloween related, so I'm posting it this time...

"In this episode, “NewsBusted” covers: President Obama, Halloween, Media Research Center Staff, Illegal Alien Costume, Republican National Committee, White House Payoffs, ObamaCare, Safe School Czar, Iranian Foreign Minister Mottaki, Ambulance Fees, and Michael Moore"

video link

Have a great day everyone if Halloween is your thing,...I'll be scaring the kids away with one of these pics of San Fran Nan Pelosi without her makeup and before her 20 facelifts in my window .....which should keep em away long enough to catch some football games today.....lolol

This one is even more scarier if that can even be achieved with this woman ....

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South Park goofs on ACORN (video)

This  hilarious video from Allahpundit on Hot Air Wed night...(how long before they're called racists there for mocking  criminal ACORN)

 There's some mild adult humor here so be forewarned of the content but knowing the ACORN prostitution deal going on is the object of their satire should be self explanatory...I was laughing the whole time....

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Onion: U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan

The following is Satire btw....

Innocent civilians across the impact zone are picking up the pieces after Secretary of State Clinton's tedious visits to their farms, cultural centers etc etc ...

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The Day Obamacare Died...parody vid

This is about 10 days old so perhaps you've seen it but if not, the words are good, the accompaniment so so as "Barack Obama" sings about the day his plan for National Health Care died on the Limbaugh show the 16th.





 "The Day ObamaCare Died" was written by Paul Shanklin and performed on the Rush Limbaugh Radio Show. Paul Shanklin web-site...

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Even Daily Show Stewart Skewers ACORN After HUGE SCANDAL REVEALED

This is funny as much as I hate this guy for the most part but even he can see the amazing ridiculousness of the MSM ignoring it just as we do!

The clever video title "the-audacity-of-hos-daily-show-skewers-acorn" is from the post over at Breitbart's Big Hollywood where I snatched this video...

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
The Audacity of Hos
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Healthcare Protests

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