Boozy ape sent to rehab.."So Much For The Human Ways" Chimp Says

The human lifestyle isn't even fit for an ape nowadays ....

Who's footing the bill for his rehab stay under the Russian health care system I wonder? Maybe Michael Moore can find that out for us all.

Ai Ai, a 26-year-old chimpanzee, enjoys a cigarette after a meal in her glass enclosure at the zoo in Xian, in central China's Shaanxi province, in this August 2005 file photo. A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily reported on Friday. 

I don't know what this says for the PEOPLE who end up in rehabilitation having had some rough years myself but never there, I hate to think an ape is now being sent to the same place!  And would hope that this would send a message to people engaging in these self destructive behaviors that Madison Avenue loves us to engage in,  as does the tax man nowadays.

Boozy ape sent to rehab: "MOSCOW - A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily reported on Friday. An ex-performer, Zhora became aggressive at his circus and was transferred to a zoo in the southern Russian city of Rostov, where he fathered several baby chimps, learned to draw with markers and picked up his two vices.

'The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze,' the Komsomolskaya Pravda paper said.

It added he has now been transferred to the city of Kazan, about 800 km (500 miles) east of Moscow, for rehabilitation treatment. © Copyright (c) The Montreal Gazette"

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Plane Intentionally Crashed into Small Austin Texas office building

Reports are that this nut was attacking the IRS, which is just what we need as now every time we talk about terrorists and airplanes, liberals will bring this one single solitary event up for the next 15 years just as they use Timothy McVeigh, who was an major asshole by the way, as the proof all terrorists aren't  99% Middle eastern descent radical Muslims.

Rush Limbaugh and CNN are stating the man set his own house on fire and then stole the airplane to crash into the building which again houses an IRS office.

We know it has to be a right winger, because left wingers don't pay taxes, at least the ones in Obama's administration don't whenever they can manage not to.  At least until they're up for promotion, then they pay them, with our money still.

I give the MSM about another 30 minutes before they start exclaiming "Right Wing Extremist Tea Baggin' this and that"....  (it took about 2 hours actually as this report indicates from Newsmax/

Start counting.it's now 11:30 am nothing yet although I'm sure the left wing blogosphere has already jumped on that train to take attention off the far left "Nutty Professor" who murdered three of her colleagues the other day.

Plane crashes into Northwest Austin office building

The Blotter: "A plane crashed into a Northwest Austin building that houses federal offices about 9:30 this morning, sending plumes of smoke into the air that could be seen for miles.

Paramedics have set up a triage center at the scene, though it is unclear how many people are injured. EMS officials said one person was unaccounted for.

“We have no idea right now if there are any patients, or how many,” Austin-Travis County EMS Assistant Director James Shamard said.

Mathilda Sanchez, a spokeswoman for the Seton Family of Hospitals, said University Medical Center Brackenridge received two patients, and that no other hospitals had received any.

The Internal Revenue Service has offices in the building, including its civil enforcement and criminal investigations divisions, said Special Agent Michael Lemoine, a spokesman for the criminal investigations division.

He said that some IRS offices are on the first floor, which Lemoine said was hit by the plane.

He said that the criminal investigations division personnel are safe and accounted for. He did not have information on the civil division workers, who conduct audits and other activity at the offices"

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Duke lacrosse accuser charged with attempted murder, arson

Swell..check this out....

WRAL.com: "Durham, N.C. — Durham police arrested Duke lacrosse accuser Crystal Gale Mangum, 33, late Wednesday after she allegedly assaulted her boyfriend, set his clothes on fire in a bathtub and threatened to stab him.

Authorities charged her with attempted first-degree murder, five counts of arson, assault and battery, communicating threats, three counts of misdemeanor child abuse, injury to personal property, identity theft and resisting a public officer."  more

If they'd a put this _ _ _ _ h in jail were she belonged, after falsely accusing the Duke lacrosse players in a planned out scam is the way I felt about that whole scene, she wouldn't not have been free to commit these crimes.  I ripped this whole episode a new one each day on this blog proclaiming the players innocent the day it all went down.  Just Search the blog for  Crystal Mangum(did it for ya

So,  thank goodness this woman's so called "boyfriend" isn't dead today after she's been charged with attempted murder and arson after attacking him and basically acting like the nutty b**** she is and was then. 

How many times in this country will we see people who are ridiculously left loose to endanger the rest of us because of legal system that's been turned on it's head by PC  kid glove treatment and a glut of attorneys who have to dream up cases to stay busy and rich.

Well until that all changes things like this will continue to happen, and frankly no matter what we do we'll still be left with people like this which no one can figure out what to do with as they spend their lives entangled in the criminal justice system because they know NO other way.

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Ex-U.N. arms inspector Ritter arrested , Caught with pants down In Online Sex Sting

Swell, and this man once had the world holding with bated breath his word on whether or not there were WMD's in Iraq. Another liberal loon caught in a sex sting which means he must have been doing it all the time to catch the eyes of the feds.

It wasn't just bad luck. And furthermore,  he's a sick disgrace to the United States Marine Corps, always has been and is singularly responsible for the "NO WMD" mantra.  And now in retrospect,  for all we know with his credibility now shot to shit, there could have been all kinds of weaponry and the likes in Iraq he simply turned his blind eye to possibly being on Saddam's payroll like everyone else opposed to the war,  seeing he's about as low as one can be.

Just more United Nations related scum. Another reason to discredit everything they do there in that building filled with sex crazed animals and to bulldoze that place right into the East River.

USATODAY.com : "Scott Ritter, the former chief U.N. weapons inspector in Iraq who harshly criticized the Bush administration's case for war, has been arrested in an online sex sting for allegedly masturbating on webcam while talking dirty to a Pennsylvania police officer posing as a 15- year-old girl.

In 2001, Ritter faced similar charges after an online sting by New York police that he blamed on his criticism of the war. Charges were later dropped.

Ritter, 44, declined to comment to reporters gathered outside his home in Delmar, N.Y., near Albany, the Associated Press reports, noting a welcome mat that reads 'U.S. Marine Corps, The Ritters.'

Ritter and his wife, Marina, have 'twin daughters who are about 16,' the AP writes, citing published interviews.

He is charged with unlawful sexual conduct with a minor and is free on $25,000 bail. A court hearing is set for Feb. 23.

The Pocono Record offers a link to the police affidavit but warns in red that it contains 'Extremely Graphic Content.'"

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Man Can't Wait To See The Judge, Drives Car Right Into The Courthouse

Gee, think this moron should be driving a car after this? Chances are thanks to some lawyer and some cash if he can scrape it up and you'll see him pulling out of a bar in your neighborhood soon....hell, better than that ,he might just pull right in your living room next, especially if you're one the lucky one's out there like me...lol

The Age Of Obama in What Used to be America, where victimhood is a cottage industry....except for the victims of murder, rape and burglary, they're treated like the criminal nowadays but the screwy libs shed tears for schleprocks like this self admitted drunk who said after this "it seemed like the thing to do at the time".....

Let's all hope the next judge he sees says to him "10 to 20 without parole for being a dumb ass seems like the right thing to do at this time Leroy".......like this perhaps

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Party host busted after guest's car enters NY home

My Way News Police say a 20-year-old party host has been arrested on charges of serving alcohol to an underage guest who later crashed his airborne Jeep into the second floor of a New York home.

Talk about an unwanted guest, and what I'm trying to figure out is how this nimrod managed to get his Jeep airborne enough to lodge it in the second floor of a two story home on his way home from a party which didn't do his buddy any favors as he's been busted for having the party....

Hunter Wootten was arrested Monday on a charge of unlawfully dealing with a child. A message left at his home in Westhampton Beach was not immediately returned.

Actually this is how he did it for you home adventurists who wish to duplicate the feat....joke....

Police say 20-year-old Adam Clark attended Wootten's party before taking a speed bump so fast his Jeep vaulted into the air and into the East Moriches (MOR'-ih-ches) house on Long Island. No one was seriously hurt.

What a dumb ass, no?

The vehicle ripped a giant hole in the side of the house and fell into a foyer, landing with its headlights pointing skyward.

Now you agree?

Clark apologized for the wreck at his arraignment Saturday on drunken driving and other charges."

He'll have about 10,to 20,000 more thank you's for a local lawyer and the court system in his future..... too bad for just having a few too many, not to mention he's lucky he and others aren't dead today.

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Anheuser-Busch pulls SOME ‘Fan Cans’ - Food Inc.- msnbc.com

Most people in college are technically too young to legally drink yet, and while know reality is that most college kids do drink and pretty heavily I remember.... yet in spite of the illegality Anheuser Busch markets "fan cans' putting these college colors' on beer cans ..

Here's one of em. It's not the mascots or logo's appear but I guess locally people would recognize these better than the masses...but still it's kind of stupid

someone didn't completely think out this idea .....I don't believe..

msnbc.com: Anheuser-Busch InBev is dropping its "Fan Cans" promotions from communities around the country where colleges have complained that the effort — which sells cans of Bud Light in school colors — promotes underage drinking and infringes on trademarks. more

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Florida Mother Charged After Baby Left in Car With Windows Up

Again we wonder if it's at all possible some kind of means test could be devised to become licensed to become a parent in this more complicated than ever world we now live in......as this so called "parent and MOTHER" locks her baby inside the damn car with the windows up YET AGAIN!!!

Then again, we sure the hell couldn't count on the government to somehow administer such a test, so it's highly unlikely or even possible such a thing could be devised and implemented.....therefore education will have to do, and today some people still today seem to be more uneducated than ever.

This happens over and over again in this slipping into third world status country we live in, and this woman, as tempting as it is to feel sympathy for her and the child pending their life circumstances, should have her child removed permanently from her possession and spend SOME SERIOUS time in jail for this just as any mother or father this stupid should.

How the hell can anyone today be so ignorant in this great country, where knowledge is nothing more than a computer and internet connection away? Thank God this baby survived her protector's ignorance THIS TIME!!

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FOXNews.com: "NORTH PORT, Fla. — A Florida baby is in state care after authorities say his mother left him in a vehicle with the windows rolled up.

Kasandra Beekman, 24, was charged Friday with felony child neglect, according to police.

Officers say she left her 8-month-old son in her car with the windows rolled up and the engine turned off Thursday while shopping at a Wal-Mart in North Port.

Witnesses called 911, and a store manager and a customer gave the baby first aid until paramedics arrived.

The baby was treated at a hospital and released to the Department of Children and Families.

Beekman was being held on $25,000 bail."

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