Obama Caught Lip Sync-ing Speech! - Breaking Video.

From The Onion Wires this morning:

"After Obama slips up during an address on health care, White House officials are forced to admit the president occasionally uses a backing track for important speeches." read more at the Onion!

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Chicago Ray's Golden Globe Picks for 2010.....

Well the Golden Globes don't really mean a damn thing to me I'm afraid, unless of course you're talking about these kinds of "Golden Globes".

Then, in that case, indeed I am a fan of the Golden Globes. So here's this years picks real quick.....lol

2nd Runner Up....Pretty Nice Globes There, and Golden to boot.

1st Runner up, same deal with her, although not very "Golden"  pretty "globey.

Let's just say it was kinda tough finding clothed, golden breasts in Google Images,
so we kinda settled on her here  .lol   jk

So without further adieu, here's this years' winner......bass drum roll please............

THE WINNER IS.....Looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter's Wife's  Cousin takes it all!!

Now those are some Golden Globes alright. 

Enough for all seven continents, the universe, Milky way  and then some.

 There's your Chicago Ray's Golden Globe picks for this year.

Meanwhile folks, we'll take a pass here in Chicago Central on watching a bunch of liberal Hollyweird Loons pat themselves on their backs and asses congratulating themselves on the mostly junk they've put out over the past year, while their fans glue themselves to the Tube, or should I say LCD screens, going "red carpet gaga " with Billy Bush, or the plastic face lady, what's her name, Joan Rivers over some of the most dysfunctional  people in our society today.

Thanks but no thanks.  :)

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"Miranda Rights for Terrorists" Obama's New And Improved Enemy Friendly Combat Rules

This is what happens when you elect a completely misguided and seriously unqualified person to run an entire one time global superpower with nothing more than an Affirmative Action attained college degree and no other experience or successes in the arena's of private industry nor military training/

The country then quickly becomes attacked over and over by the enemy in order to exploit the misguided policy of said community organizer who is so uninformed and ill equipped for the job he's been placed in he must rely on 17 czars to do the job he can't

And now America becomes the butt of the world's jokes as their secret wishes for a weakened America come true without even lifting nary a finger or weapon to accomplish.

This is a People's Cube Satire of Obama's ill advised and ridiculous to boot idea of Miranda rights for terrorists and captured enemy combatants as Obama turns the military into a gay version of the Welcome Wagon in Camouflage.

Miranda Rights for Terrorists (Improved Intern'l Version): "In an effort to repair the damage inflicted by George W. Bush's presidency, Barack Obama extended a gesture of goodwill and understanding to the victimized community of man-made disaster operators by promising them Miranda rights, wishing them luck in future undertakings, and advising them to abstain from earning money in the private sector.

Apologizing for the fact that the existing Miranda warning is unfairly slanted towards US citizens, Obama unveiled an improved international Miranda version, drafted by a team of ACLU experts.
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The audiences warmly welcomed the new text, which is currently being translated into a number of world languages:

You have the right to remain silent or, if you want, shout Allahu Akbar in a frightening guttural tone of voice. Anything you say will be used against the United States by left-wing radical groups and the mainstream media. You have the right to use an ACLU attorney in bringing a frivolous lawsuit against the American government. If you cannot afford an attorney, the American taxpayers whom you haven't yet killed, will pay for one. If you do not understand these rights, you will be given a chance to sue us later for your failure to do so." continued here

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America is an Obamanation: The New Game in Town For The Whole Family!

Picked this one up via Cao at Facebook from Rev Right at America's an Obamanitation, and it's a hoot.

It's the hottest game in town for the whole family, including those layed off members along with the kids that have now grown and moved back home since Obama seized their jobs and Dealerships at GM and Chrysler. Not to mention foreclosed and stole their homes as well in order to be given to the illegals and lazy asses of the land with no point and payback loans.

Say you wanna play?

Well guess what, you're already playing the new game called Obamonopoly so welcome to the fun...and quite frankly, in this game, nobody wins!"

Tokens include a bus, a teleprompter, a sprig of arugula, a waffle iron, crack pipe, can of Colt 45 and a loaded weapon to protect what's left of your one time kingdom.

click for jumbo pic

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Michael Savage - Obama the Clown Now Starring as "Giggles in Chief"

Missed this all week but caught it on the sunday night Savage rerun which I listen to because I run out of time during the week and he runs during O'Reilly and Hannity and so I can't watch all this crap at once. Pretty funny though...

.Although no one's laughing at what Chuckles or Giggle's Obama is doing to our Republic.

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Congressman With New Way To Beat Paparazzi To The Punch

It's a new way for liberals and conservatives to avoid all the usual sneaking around and takes away the chance of actually getting caught in the act of committing those dreaded extra marital affairs on "Crapital Hill". So this idea was devised by a new style Democrat who was elected in November who like Obama was promising full transparency during his term.

So this is his first news conference since the election..


Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair

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