"Miranda Rights for Terrorists" Obama's New And Improved Enemy Friendly Combat Rules

This is what happens when you elect a completely misguided and seriously unqualified person to run an entire one time global superpower with nothing more than an Affirmative Action attained college degree and no other experience or successes in the arena's of private industry nor military training/

The country then quickly becomes attacked over and over by the enemy in order to exploit the misguided policy of said community organizer who is so uninformed and ill equipped for the job he's been placed in he must rely on 17 czars to do the job he can't

And now America becomes the butt of the world's jokes as their secret wishes for a weakened America come true without even lifting nary a finger or weapon to accomplish.

This is a People's Cube Satire of Obama's ill advised and ridiculous to boot idea of Miranda rights for terrorists and captured enemy combatants as Obama turns the military into a gay version of the Welcome Wagon in Camouflage.

Miranda Rights for Terrorists (Improved Intern'l Version): "In an effort to repair the damage inflicted by George W. Bush's presidency, Barack Obama extended a gesture of goodwill and understanding to the victimized community of man-made disaster operators by promising them Miranda rights, wishing them luck in future undertakings, and advising them to abstain from earning money in the private sector.

Apologizing for the fact that the existing Miranda warning is unfairly slanted towards US citizens, Obama unveiled an improved international Miranda version, drafted by a team of ACLU experts.
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The audiences warmly welcomed the new text, which is currently being translated into a number of world languages:

You have the right to remain silent or, if you want, shout Allahu Akbar in a frightening guttural tone of voice. Anything you say will be used against the United States by left-wing radical groups and the mainstream media. You have the right to use an ACLU attorney in bringing a frivolous lawsuit against the American government. If you cannot afford an attorney, the American taxpayers whom you haven't yet killed, will pay for one. If you do not understand these rights, you will be given a chance to sue us later for your failure to do so." continued here

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