Whoopi Goldberg On Roman Polanski... "Well, It Wasn't 'Rape Rape'.."

I wasn't aware there were different distinctions of rape, but according to her what occurred to the 13 year old girl 4 decades ago at the hands of this leftist lowlife wasn't really "Rape, Rape" but just good old run of the mill "rape"......

I'm sure there's a lot of lawyers and defendants in prison who wish they knew of this distinction she speaks of, statutory rape counts last time I checked the laws of the land.

Rape is Rape.... and sex with a thirteen year old of any kind with any adult of any kind whatsoever is  rape, Whoopi. Only not in liberal Hollywood or some southern states still ...maybe? (check here if you wish)

She was drugged and raped by what was supposed to be an adult male..or "RAPE RAPE"  in my book.

He then  disingenuously pleaded down the case and bolted the country the night before his sentencing for crying out loud after serving 42 piddly days,  which would have been RAPE - RAPE = LOTSA PRISON TIME  had he showed up and not run to the land yellow-bellies were invented, (France of course)...  coward.

Lets not even mention his connection to the Manson Murders and marriage to murdered Sharon Tate...(.he probably ran like a coward there too but who knows the truth but him?)

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For Once Obama Right!!...calls Kanye 'jackass'

This was good from an Politico blog post this afternoon about that nimrod West who hijacked teen Taylor Swift's moment of her life last night like a street thug.......

Patrick Gavin: "We've reached out to Moran and will update this post when we learn more.

Now, an ABC spokesperson explains to POLITICO what happened:

'In the process of reporting on remarks by President Obama that were made during a CNBC interview, ABC News employees prematurely tweeted a portion of those remarks that turned out to be from an off-the-record portion of the interview. This was done before our editorial process had been completed. That was wrong. We apologize to the White House and CNBC and are taking steps to ensure that it will not happen again.'

The White House had no immediate comment."

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Kevin Federline singlehandedly reverses global warming for one day?

I thought this was pretty humorous as one time Britney Spears baby daddy Keven Federline sure looks like he sure aint missin' any food lines in his spare time from the looks of these sad pictures..

maybe he finally got himself a real job......at Burger King it appears....

Entertainment: "Who knew Kevin Federline was an environmentalist?

Britney Spears' ex-husband removed his shirt for a swim this weekend, and the resulting reflection of UV rays contributed to a measurable decrease in the Earth's average temperature.

PHOTOS: Click for the full gallery of Kevin in all his glory at TMZ.com.

When contacted for comment, Al Gore implored Kevin to keep his shirt off, and to continue his unhealthy eating habits, for the good of all mankind, calling him 'a human ice cap.'"

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Alec Baldwin From: "If Bush Elected Again, I'm Leaving" To Now "I'd like to run for Congress"

How does one go from if "this guy is elected I'm cutting and running" to France of all places ("because I love America so much") along with about 10 other high powered liberal celebrities in 2004,

to being what Ohio needs as a governor?

Three reasons, Obama, Franken and Schwartzegger.

Hasn't the "if a dumb conservative like Reagan can do it so can we" attitude run it's course with the maiden term of the Terminator?

Not just anyone can do that stuff as good as Reagan did because they're not Reagan and never will be, because they're not conservatives.

That simple.

And to boot the liberal agenda wears its self out of money in one term or less almost every time. This one will be no different if it goes the distance with all the broken promises and likely fraud against the people, all the people.

Alec Baldwin: I'd like to run for Congress -

Times Online: "As speculation continues to swirl over Sarah Palin’s presidential ambitions, the equally colourful and controversial co-star from her Saturday Night Live appearance has announced he too may seek public office – from the other side of the political spectrum.

Alec Baldwin, the outspoken and famously ultra-liberal Hollywood star mercilessly sent in the puppet satire Team America, has been rehabilitated from the showbiz dead by his scene-stealing role in US television show 30 Rock and has now put word out that he is seeking a seat to run for Congress in 2012.

Baldwin, whose political entanglements include blogging for the Huffington Post and repeatedly tangling with Fox News attack-dog Bill Reilly, told Playboy magazine that he was looking for an opportunity to run when his 30 Rock contract ends in 2012.

“The desire is there, that’s one component,” he told the magazine. “The other component is opportunity.”"

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Add Three's Company TV Star To List of Hollywood Mugshots You Gotta See

This sad before and after sure shows what drugs and alcohol do to the human mind body and spirit in the long run particularly to women who've had surgery once or twice when younger as the older days get rougher and rougher....leading to more and more addictive behaviors..

and for any star to get a DUI or drug arrest in the very week of the likely drug induced death or homicide of Michael Jackson show they have a long way to to practice what they all preach

This from the New York Post

"An actress who starred on the hit television series 'Three's Company' has been arrested in Southern California and cited for drunken driving. Police say Joyce DeWitt, who played the character Janet Wood on the popular show, was pulled over Saturday afternoon after she drove past a barricade near a park in El Segundo."

Sgt. Danny Kim says an officer arrested the 60-year-old DeWitt after he observed signs she had been drinking and gave her field sobriety tests.

Kim says DeWitt was booked at the Police Department, cited and released on her own recognizance.

A telephone listing for DeWitt was not immediately available.

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Letterman Apology Finally Emerges, He re-addresses Palin: 'I had no idea [Willow] was there'

David Letterman re addressed the Sarah Palin issue with a more complete apology instead of the first attempt at it which was more of the same condescending BS that we've all come to expect from this man after twenty years of shredding conservatives as a full fledged card carrying liberal

Here's the actual apology, better than the first but as I said last night at the bottom on the original post before the show, no apology for calling Palin and airline stewardesses all sluts......

Now this was the video everyone's seen of the first told joke about Sarah Palin and her 14 year old daughter being "knocked up" at a Yankee game she attended with her daughter and Rudy Giuliani while on a trip to the state for a favorite charity of hers, and this is what she got in return from David Letterman

And while reading belated apology it seems more heartfelt, since they've had the weekend to rehearse it, makes no mention or apology for calling the Governor herself or Airline stewardesses basically sluts in this monologue piece that's been mostly pulled from youtube which I recorded just in case it was

Well here's what he will be reading tonight on the Late Night Show and remains to be seen how serious he is and whether or not this is just an attempt to save his ass, which in this country we do give people second chances and as much as I dislike David Letterman he deserves one like everyone else once he makes atonement for his mistake which he's getting closer to doing with this near apology.

This is what Letterman should have said the very next night about the sordid and simply very poor taste Palin Family Jokes

Letterman re-addresses Palin: 'I had no idea [Willow] was there'--The Live Feed:

Below is the full text of Letterman's latest comments which will be telecast on "The Late Show" tonight.


“All right, here – I’ve been thinking about this situation with Governor Palin and her family now for about a week – it was a week ago tonight, and maybe you know about it, maybe you don’t know about it. But there was a joke that I told, and I thought I was telling it about the older daughter being at Yankee Stadium.

And it was kind of a coarse joke. There’s no getting around it, but I never thought it was anybody other than the older daughter, and before the show, I checked to make sure in fact that she is of legal age, 18. Yeah. But the joke really, in and of itself, can’t be defended.

The next day, people are outraged. They’re angry at me because they said, ‘How could you make a lousy joke like that about the 14-year-old girl who was at the ball game?’ And I had, honestly, no idea that the 14-year-old girl, I had no idea that anybody was at the ball game except the governor and I was told at the time she was there with Rudy Giuliani …

and I really should have made the joke about Rudy …” (audience applauds) “But I didn’t, and now people are getting angry and they’re saying, ‘Well, how can you say something like that about a 14-year-old girl, and does that make you feel good to make those horrible jokes about a kid who’s completely innocent, minding her own business,’ and, turns out, she was at the ball game.

I had no idea she was there. So she’s now at the ball game, and people think that I made the joke about her. And, but still, I’m wondering, ‘Well, what can I do to help people understand that I would never make a joke like this?’ I’ve never made jokes like this as long as we’ve been on the air, 30 long years, and you can’t really be doing jokes like that. And I understand, of course, why people are upset. I would be upset myself.

“And then I was watching the Jim Lehrer ‘Newshour’ – this commentator, the columnist Mark Shields, was talking about how I had made this indefensible joke about the 14-year-old girl, and I thought, ‘Oh, boy, now I’m beginning to understand what the problem is here. It’s the perception rather than the intent.’ It doesn’t make any difference what my intent was, it’s the perception. And, as they say about jokes, if you have to explain the joke, it’s not a very good joke

And I’m certainly – ” (audience applause) “– thank you. Well, my responsibility – I take full blame for that. I told a bad joke. I told a joke that was beyond flawed, and my intent is completely meaningless compared to the perception.

And since it was a joke I told, I feel that I need to do the right thing here and apologize for having told that joke. It’s not your fault that it was misunderstood, it’s my fault. That it was misunderstood.” (audience applauds) “Thank you. So I would like to apologize, especially to the two daughters involved, Bristol and Willow, and also to the governor and her family and everybody else who was outraged by the joke. I’m sorry about it and I’ll try to do better in the future. Thank you very much.” (audience applause).

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Jolie Obsessed Madonna Steals Another Poor Man's Child

She did it before and she's doing it again as these female stars perfectly able to have children of their own prefer to do it this way, so their careers weren't or aren't disrupted by an inconvenient pregnancy fraught with risk and simple inconvenience. So instead they jet off to hell on earth, to traipse around third world countries, using their smallest and poorest villages to steal someone else's kid by spreading payoffs and pocket cash around to a few corrupt officials and voila adoption/theft completed/

This is just the latest of these crimes committed by Madonna in her quest to usurp the other third world baby heister Angeline Jolie and husband Brad Pitt who by reputation and the same clever spreading of wealth using the poorest people on the planet as Baby Flea Markets and were doing it before the world really caught on to the actions of Jolie, who's used her celebrity to score aan entire tribe of little orphaned and disadvantaged children when the very same impoverished children can be found right here in America to adopt.

Why don't they do it here you wonder? Because we have very strict rules of adoption they wish to avoid so to do so they go to the thirdworld were there are very few rules and piddly cash to these stars buys them anything they need in these backwards villages lost in time.

Do these sound like the words of a father happily giving up his child that was stolen from him with a series of lies and deceptions he was too ignorant to understand as they were occurring

He told David on Friday that the court's ruling had left him in tears.

"I'm crying," he said. "I need my baby. I don't know where I can find any help."

• "Dad" Opposes Madonna Adopting Daughter

Madonna Wins Adoption Battle - CBS News: "(CBS/AP) Madonna can adopt a second child from Malawi, the southern African country's highest court ruled Friday, overturning a lower court decision it said was out of touch with the times.

Chief Justice Lovemore Munlo, reading the three-judge panel's ruling, also said the singer's commitment to helping disadvantaged children should have been taken into account when deciding on Madonna's request to adopt 3-year-old Chifundo 'Mercy' James.

Madonna has founded a charity, Raising Malawi, which helps feed, educate and provide medical care for some of Malawi's more than 1 million orphans, half of whom have lost a parent to AIDS.

Children's welfare groups had expressed concern that rules meant to protect children were being bent because of Madonna's celebrity, and perhaps out of gratitude for what she has done for Malawi, one of the world's poorest and most AIDS-ravaged countries.

A Malawian man claiming to be Mercy's biological father had also objected to the adoption, as CBS News correspondent Priya David reported last month." more

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Top Ten Highlights of Sarah Palin's Trip to New York

This frickin far left liberal Daily Kos humor of Letterman's is why I hate this guy and always have. Anyone still ripping Sarah Palin and her family for laughs is nothing but a left wing asshole.

This is also why Letterman got his ass kicked in by Jay Leno for seventeen straight years and will still get his assed kicked in by the more juvenile O'Brien

Here is a page called conservatives for Palin which is a little too Sarah Koolaid but has all kinds of good stuff on this story that festered all day (David Letterman is a Sexist Pervert; UPDATE: Gov. Palin Responds).

"Any 'jokes' about raping my 14-year-old are despicable. Alaskans know it and I believe the rest of the world knows it, too."

- Todd Palin

"Concerning Letterman's comments about my young daughter (and I doubt he'd ever dare make such comments about anyone else's daughter): 'Laughter incited by sexually-perverted comments made by a 62-year-old male celebrity aimed at a 14-year-old girl is not only disgusting, but it reminds us some Hollywood/NY entertainers have a long way to go in understanding what the rest of America understands - that acceptance of inappropriate sexual comments about an underage girl, who could be anyone's daughter, contributes to the atrociously high rate of sexual exploitation of minors by older men who use and abuse others.'"

- Governor Sarah Palin

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Megan Fox: 'Take Out the White Trash' Comment Shows Hollywood Disdain For Regular Old Americans

And now we add another Hollywood freak to woodpile as anytime hear this woman's voice or face associated with anything anywhere either the channel gets changed or the magazine gets chucked strait to the garbage where she basically says white middle America belongs, after saying that the robotic character of her latest movie that they couldn't pay me to watch if it overtook the entire cable lineup at comcast should do in some interview she gave......

The "Transformers" bombshell-cum-uninhibited philosophizer also contemplates -- reluctantly -- what she would say to Megatron (a character off Transformers for those of you who didn't know) to keep him from destroying the world. "I'd barter with him," she muses to the July issue Total Film UK, "and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"

Well, I know where I'd like to kick you and your crowd, and now hopefully that same, star struck middle America you despise so much that pays your outrageous salary now stays as far away from this robotic Godzilla remake of yours and all the other talentless and thoughtless retreaded shit you people call films in that town have been churning out for decades now..

No sweetheart, now it's time to take you to the trash out at the curb, along with the rest of you spoiled plastic rubber filled freaks in Hollyweird, in the state that's so bankrupt morally and fiscally it's now on it's bleeding knees begging US for a bailout.

Well after this remark you can all fall in the Pacific ocean as far as I'm concerned.

By the way all you Fox fans out there, this is what this so called Super Babe looks like when tramping around sans cameras and TMZ maggots, just a regular old normal woman with decent looks who's no different nor better than any other woman on the planet, other than a 20 million dollar Media led PR campaign to shove her and her ilk down stoned and horny teenager's throats.

And do take note that beautiful forearm tat you normally would on a wrestler or an NBA basketball player, that's gonna look swell in the Hollywood nursing home she'll be in as soon as she hits 40 and that town spits her out like an overchewed ball of Skoal

How exceptionally talented and beautiful... not. Just another dime a dozen media creation who wipes her back and frontside life 150 million other women in this country who put her to shame in the real world

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Judge Rules For Dog Owners in Soledad O' WHINING Co-Op Case -

Soledad O Whiner as I call her has been on a "don't you people know who I am" tear since January to get a family dog, albeit a beast of an animal, removed from the housing co-op she lives in up on the snooty

So it looks like today she comes up a loser (just like the Clinton News network she works for ) as the housing board says to O'Whiner better known as O'Brien to "get a life, as Fido, better known as Ugo the Neapolitan Mastiff, bred from an award-winning bloodline, in Turin, Italy, gets to stay, so why don't you leave"

This is a picture used back during the original story a while back in January that's pretty darn funny I must say (click for large view)

mediabistro.com: TVNewser: "A Housing Court judge has dismissed an eviction case filed by a co-op board, of which CNN's Soledad O'Brien was a member, against a family due to its dog.

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Mr. T Sings Take Me Out To The Ball Game At Wrigley Field/ Brutal

Nothing to say for this but Brutal....I missed this on Memorial day thank goodness

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AP Holds Up Paris Hilton As An Average American Confused About Swine Flu

When I wonder what the American public thinks or knows about the media frenzy created around this somewhat average flu outbreak turned Black Plague I would hope that the majority aren't as stupid as she on the subject, but AP thinks she's a perfect example of the Average American "confused about the disease"

All because of this stupid TMZ video that does prove one thing, she certainly is one dumb bitch and number two doesn't represent anything but the average high falootin' Hollywood Lear Jet liberal as far as I'm concerned

My Way News - Paris Hilton not only one confused about swine flu: "CHICAGO (AP) - Paris Hilton says 'I don't eat that' when asked about swine flu in an online video. She's not the only one confused about the outbreak.

Others have vowed to stop eating pork. Some, worried about germs spreading in confined spaces, won't fly - anywhere. Or they think petting zoos and farm visits are off limits.

Like the swine flu itself, misinformation is spreading like a virus across the Internet, around the watercooler and across the backyard fence. Here are some facts to dispel myths about swine flu." more

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Time To Run This Tramp, Janeane Skankgarafalo, Off Radio,TV And Out Of Our Living Rooms For Good

After the hate filled crud that seeped through this mutt's mouth as most are hearing today, I must respond in kind by first stating that the gutters or curbs where most of America's trash resides is far too good for this walking and talking reason some men must turn gay, those guys out there that find out one day scuzzballs like her will be all they will ever manage to get in bed,

They have no choice at that point I guess, other than suicide which is the better than a night with her if you asked me....

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Where's OJ or Ted Bundy when the country finally has a use for them, to take this skank to the woodshed for good as her usefulness as an American has long run out while I've never understood what the hell this rancid tramp offered the world to begin with.

My only guesstimation for her limited celebrity success is being being passed around at Hollywood parties as that last chance, closing time, a crack pipe and bottle of Everclear party favor, that has to be it. She certainly has not a single visible talent I can identify, that's for certain. I'll even go a step further and proclaim this chick and other useless liberal battle-axes just like her was the very reason the C word was invented.The word bitch just wasn't quite enough for people like her

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Woody Harrelson Needs To Put Down The Hemp Pipe After Choking "Zombie" Photog

click for tmz video

Especially if he's seeing zombies chasing him at the airport he then attacks, who are actually TMZ paparazzi that everyone and their two mothers in Hollywood know damn well these pests are working for Harvey Levin at this TMZ venture.

In fact my bet with that site and show is that these Hollywood Camera "Moths" who can't live without the attention and bright lights have their publicists call them with their locations so they can go and film these people leaving this restaurant or that club to feed their ego's giving these shows some face time as they wash each others hands playing their goofy fans like the fools they are... so Harrelson's Zombie claim is a publicity stunt crock of shi&.

Get a load of what he tells the cops after "attacking" the TMZ photographer (all planned to pad Harrelson's bad boy image)

"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.

Can you believe that bs? Any normal citizen says such a goofy thing and they're in Bellview getting a psych evaluation for mixing up reality and fantasy which these Hollywood sicko's get paid for, pretending their whole lives to be people they're not......

Friends of cannabis...NOV 2005 - Woody Harrelson has swapped
marijuana for yoga, because the spiritual practice gives him
a better high, without the lows.

Well,. looks like he's back on the pipe hallucinating and needs a psych evaluation after making that statement above..

Woody Harrelson claims he mistook photographer for zombie

- CNN.com:"(CNN) -- Woody Harrelson defended his clash with a photographer at a New York airport Wednesday night as a case of mistaken identity -- he says he mistook the cameraman for a zombie.

Woody Harrelson says he got into a clash with a photographer because he mistook him for a zombie.

The TMZ photographer filed a complaint with police claiming the actor damaged his camera and pushed him in the face at La Guardia Airport, according to an airport spokesman."

"We're looking into this allegation and if it's warranted, we'll turn it over to the proper authorities," said Port Authority of New York and New Jersey spokesman Ron Marsico.

The photographer, who was not identified, captured the encounter on a small camera after his larger one was broken.

Harrelson, who is being sued by another TMZ photographer for an alleged assault in 2006, did not deny his involvement.

"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.

"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said.

TMZ.com posted two videos of the incident, including one recorded by the larger camera before it was damaged.

The first video shows the photographer following Harrelson and his daughter down an escalator and out of the terminal. It ends with Harrelson apparently reaching for the lens. continued

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Another Reason To Loathe Millionaire Athletes , A Rod, ARoid A Fraud, That's Why

The ego's of today's celebrity's and pro athletes, all grown up children getting payed to play games and pretending to someone else are so repulsive and annoying to me I tuned out of most over the past ten years or so, particularly after 911 when I realized there are far more important things to be done with my spare time, blogging to try and effect societal change in anyway possible is one of them..

This Alex Rodriguez is one of the reasons that reaffirms to me I made the right choice not spending all my spare time watching the the Cubs and Sox, Hawks and Bears as well as the NBA thugs and the Bulls getting their assed kicked in year after year further inflating the egos and wallets of cheats and drug addicts.


Especially people like this guy who's latest media blitz including this story out of New York is enough to make most real, hard working men out here puke.

I'M SUCH A PRETTY BOY!

New York Post: "Nothing gets between A-Rod and his mirror!

Troubled slugger Alex Rodriguez gets up close and personal - with himself - in a one-man love affair photographed and published in the upcoming Details magazine.

The mag captures A-Rod's essence, with pictures of him smooching his own reflection, stretching his toned muscles on a bare mattress and brooding seductively for the camera.

Rodriguez wore Calvin Klein T-shirts and tank tops for the spread, evocative of the designer's sexy, envelope-pushing ads." The mag captures A-Rod's essence, with pictures of him smooching his own reflection, stretching his toned muscles on a bare mattress and brooding seductively for the camera.

Rodriguez wore Calvin Klein T-shirts and tank tops for the spread, evocative of the designer's sexy, envelope-pushing ads.

Read the full story and see more photos at Details.com.

Despite being one of the most recognizable men in the city, A-Rod told Details - in an issue that hits newsstands a week from today - that he enjoys taking the subway to Yankee Stadium, usually on Fridays.

"For night games ... the day to do it is a Friday, because traffic is horrible," he said.

The $27-million-a-year slugger, who's sidelined for two months after having a cyst removed and undergoing labrum surgery on a bum hip, says he wears a hooded sweatshirt on the train.

Yet he's usually discovered by eagle-eyed fans who pummel him with questions.

"I get a kick out of it," he said. "We talk about who's pitching tonight, and what we need to do. It's like being on sports radio."

The flawed superstar was all over the headlines last summer for his alleged extra-inning play with Madonna, who, at 50, is 17 years his senior.

Rodriguez said he's "friends" with the pop princess, but Details didn't press him to address allegations by ex-wife Cynthia Rodriguez that the Material Mom is a homewrecker.

"Well, we're friends. She's an amazing entertainer," A-Rod said of Madonna. "And it's been amazing how she's been able to stay on top for three decades. I have a lot of respect for her."

Details writer Jason Gay noted that A-Rod frantically reached out to him after the interview to retract the revelation of his favorite Madonna song.

The meltdown seemed like an odd concern of A-Rod's, according to Gay, considering that the Bomber's chat with Details came after Sports Illustrated reported he had used banned substances, and days before he faced teammates and media in Tampa.

A-Rod told the writer he didn't want that particular Madonna song blaring at rival American League parks at every road game.

Rodriguez recounted how he quit baseball as a 12 year old, convinced he was going to be a basketball star.

The slugger's mom whipped out NBA rosters and challenged him to find one hoopster of Dominican heritage.

"I looked for 15 minutes and couldn't find one," he said. "Two weeks later, I was back at baseball."

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Hollywood Elitists Proclaim 'Ye Rules for Thee, Not For Me"....

Tomorrow some publicist will come out with some statement similar to this explaining why Hollywood teen queenie, and recovering drunken crack whore Lindsay Lohan resulting from a drunk driving incident a while back many may recall couldn't make her court date like every other citizen accused of wrong doing must accommodate or else ...

"Lindsay is very disappointed she missed her court date of coarse and apologizes to her millions of fans who worship the toilets she squats on, and I know they do since that's part of my job here.

She missed this date while traveling the Burmese jungles with Angelina Jolie scouting for her next child to adopt from obscurity, who while in the midst of curing cancer and playing a role in her next movie simply couldn't establish a cell connection to let the honorable judge in the case know that she would have to cancel and reschedule something more convenient for her and Paramount Studios.

Instead in her place she will send some autographed Disney DVD's for the Judge's children as it's all about the children, and she's also included a nice little video of herself she made just for occasions such as these to win over star struck civilians she screws over from time to time.

So again Lindsay sends her deepest heartfelt apologies and encourages her fans to not miss her next movie titled "Lindsay Does LA before breakfast" going straight to DVD, Thanks ya'll for coming"....

Yup....must be nice not having to be inconvenienced by the laws and other annoying disruptions to one's storybook existence as these pathetic celebrities enjoy day in and out entirely mocking the rest of the citizenry who must follow the rules or else..

(look at this skankorama shot I dug up on google after a two second search, what a trailer tramp this little chickie would be if forced to live within a normal structured existence)

Calif. court issues warrant for Lindsay Lohan:

My Way News -- An arrest warrant has been issued for actress Lindsay Lohan, possibly in connection with a 2007 drunken driving arrest after she crashed her Mercedes-Benz into a tree, police said Saturday.

The warrant was issued Friday by a judge in Beverly Hills Superior Court and carries a bail amount of $50,000, police Sgt. Mike Foxen said.

"We believe it has to do with her arrest for DUI," Foxen said. He said he did not have any other details about the warrant.

Lohan's publicist, Leslie Sloane-Zelnik, and one of her attorneys, Shawn Chapman Holley, didn't immediately respond to calls and e-mails seeking comment Saturday.

The 22-year-old star of the 2004 movie "Mean Girls" was arrested during the Memorial Day weekend in 2007 after crashing her Mercedes in Beverly Hills.

She was arrested again last July after the mother of her former personal assistant reported that her car was being chased by an SUV. Police said Lohan was at the wheel of the SUV and she was arrested in Santa Monica.

In connection with those cases, Lohan pleaded guilty in August 2007 to two misdemeanor counts of being under the influence of cocaine; no contest to two counts of driving with a blood-alcohol level above 0.08 percent and one count of reckless driving.

Lohan spent 84 minutes in jail and had to perform community service and undergo drug-rehabilitation treatment.

At the time, she released a statement through her publicist that read: "It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs."

Lohan also was places on probation for three years. A prosecutor warned that she if she violated the terms of the probation Lohan could face up to a year in jail on each of the drunk-driving and cocaine charges and 90 days on the reckless-driving charge. Violations could include failing to complete a drug test or report to her probation officer.

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Madoff Watch Today as Victims Get A Close Look at the White Collar Crook of the Ages

You know, I feel sorry for many of these people, in particular the charities who's foolish fund managers threw money into the Madoff Black hole, but unfortunately I don't have an extreme sorrow for the millionaires and billionaires who's only source of wealth was paper gains on an obviously screwy investment, who are now sadly wiped out for looking at the greediest and speediest way to get rich, on the backs of other people's money...just a thought.

But the charities that this white collared scum ruined should preclude him from any sympathy whatsoever and his family while rich at the moment for how long who knows, will have fluorescent bulls eyes painted on them unfairly or not since Daddy Madoff, or "Madoff the jagoff" as we call him ( know it's "May-doff" but we like the rhyme) is obviously figuring the safest place for him is jail, be it the imaginary "Club Fed" we always hear about, he will be uncomfortable to say the least until his death which many wish were today.

By the way, this is not a final hearing as there is no plea deal yet, this is just a plea hearing where he will claim guilt and then some victims will speak to determine if he should be out on bail, and what happens afterward will not be the end of this circus unfortunately as sentencing will be 4-6 months away.

SILENCE OF THE SCAMS

- New York Post: "Bernard Madoff is an evil crook - but apparently not a rat.

The investment fraudster, who pleads guilty today to a $64 billion Ponzi scheme, refused a deal with prosecutors that would have required him to admit to a conspiracy charge because he didn't want to tattle on family members or others, a report said yesterday."

Madoff jail won't be as bad as "Shawshank,"expert says -

Mar. 11, 2009: "NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Ensconced in his $7 million home, Bernard Madoff, the accused Ponzi swindler, is probably wondering what type of prison awaits him.

Madoff, who allegedly stole billions through his investment firm, could face a 150-year sentence if convicted in Federal Court in Manhattan on Thursday. He is expected to plead guilty to 11 criminal counts, according to one of his lawyers, Ira Lee Sorkin.
0:00 /2:20Madoff to plead guilty

Madoff has managed to avoid jail so far, thanks to the $10 million bail that he posted. Since his December arrest, he has remained with his wife under house arrest in their luxurious Manhattan residence.

But he won't be able to dodge the slammer for much longer, assuming he pleads guilty, and it's unlikely the 70-year-old man will ever be free again.

Madoff may ask the court to be placed in a prison of his choosing and the court can then forward this request to the federal Bureau of Prisons.

The bureau 'ultimately decides where the inmate [is incarcerated],' said bureau spokeswoman Felicia Ponce. 'We take into consideration judicial recommendations, but they're not binding.'

Despite his white-collar status and non-violent history, Madoff won't be whiling away his days in some cushy"

No Such Thing As Club Fed....continued

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Yo T.O. It's Time To Go Bro

I love football more than almost any pro sport or entertainment avenue, and I really loathe Terrell Owens and those like him equally as much. Word is out that the Dallas Cowboys are cutting this guy loose and my hope is that no team picks him up, especially at the profane amount of money he is presently being paid, 24 million dollars over 4 years.

This guy is part of that growing club that represents everything wrong with pro sports and hopefully with this so called recession deepening one positive thing that could come from it would be a reality check as to what these pro athlete's are really worth, and what we fans are being raped for to support these spoiled frickers for these past few steroid and scandal filled decades. 100-200$ for a family of four to attend any pro sporting event is an Obamination any way you slice it.

Like everything else these in the sports, music and TV/Movie realm, these people are entertaining for the most part, but they are not the Gods of the Universe that our misguided, false idol worshiping society has made them into in the past 20 years. We're all paying the price for their greed in cable bills that are higher than any utility we use, and there's no reason in the world we should have teachers, fireman, cops, and military members payed in a year what these unappreciative people make in the time they are taking a whiz or dump before their games or concerts.

I'm a capitalist through and through who's all for making what the markets will bear, but I think we can all step back now and realize that these overpaid pro athletes dictating ridiculous ticket prices and are just like our portfolio's, homes and cars, everything has been way overvalued and now the bottom has dropped out and the bubble has burst, as this level of consumerism is simply unsustainable any longer in this country thanks to all the deadweight we're carrying in the form of illegal aliens and non contributing citizens.

People can only afford so much crap, and this activity along with many others is included in that pile of things we can do without.

It's a disgrace and until America get's it's priorities straight we're in for a long gut check and during that time there will be many empty stadiums eventually and I say that's a good thing, especially so these men start playing these games for love like their fore bearers did for a century or so, as their greed has kept me out of their arenas for a decade and more will follow in the coming months you can be sure if the recession is real.

Time seems to have come to teach guys like Owens and their owners that we're the bosses out here and you're asses are all fired. Sadly some other greedy owner with a thick wallet will simply rehire this has been and locker room virus, just passing the bill on to the fans in the form of higher ticket prices and 20$ beers just to watch him catch a lousy football for 34 million dollars over 4 years.

That's so obscene it makes me sick.

Cowboys to cut star receiver Terrell Owens

My Way News - Report: : "IRVING, Texas (AP) - Terrell Owens' days in Dallas are done, according to ESPN. ESPN cited anonymous sources Wednesday night in saying that the Cowboys have decided to cut the receiver, ridding them of a big locker-room distraction but also absorbing a big hit on their salary cap.

The team did not immediately have a comment. A spokesman for Owens said he hadn't heard the news, and that Owens was traveling and could not immediately be reached. His agent, Drew Rosenhaus, also did not immediately return a call.



Just a few weeks ago, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones indicated that T.O. was staying when he said, 'You and I both know that the one that you're asking about all the time, if I gave you the answer that you want to hear, then you would've already had it. So the fact you don't have it ought to tell you something. It really should.'

Jones seemed to enjoy the publicity Owens stirred up as much as the touchdowns he scored. However, there were several in-house issues involving Owens that may have ultimately prompted Jones to decide the receiver wasn't worth the trouble he caused."

Owens will count about $9 million against the cap. His absence means one less high-profile player to open the Cowboys' new, $1.1 billion stadium, and fewer No. 81 jerseys to sell.

While Tony Romo also will be without the recipient of most his touchdown passes, he also will no longer have to make sure T.O. has enough passes his way to make him happy. Whether that was perception or reality will no longer matter either.

The Cowboys went 31-17 in Owens' three seasons, but 0-2 in the playoffs.

Jones essentially forced Owens on then-coach Bill Parcells, a relationship underscored by Parcells referring to Owens as "the player." Owens drew attention to himself during training camp by dressing up as a pro cyclist while riding a stationary bike, then had an accidental overdose early that season.

Yet when Parcells turned to unproven Romo midway through that season, Owens sparkled. They kept it up the next season, leading the Cowboys to all sorts of club records on their way to a 13-3 season and a division title. The Cowboys lost their first playoff game, days after Romo and others went on a trip to Mexico, and Owens tearfully defended Romo, saying, "That's my quarterback."

Owens got a new contract last summer, a four-year, $34 million deal that included a $12 million bonus.

The best news for Owens would be if the cameras were rolling for the new reality TV show he has in the works when he got the news from the Cowboys.

Where might he end up next? That's sure to be the next drama, and perhaps more great fodder for his TV show.

He's not likely to return to San Francisco or Philadelphia, the other places he wore out his welcome. Then again, it seemed unlikely he would come to Dallas after having offended Cowboys fans by celebrating on the team's star logo while playing for the 49ers.

Don't expect him in Miami, not as long as Parcells is in charge. And perhaps also count out Kansas City because new coach Todd Haley and Owens hardly got along when Haley was Dallas' offensive coordinator.

The Cowboys should still have a potent passing game, at least if receiver Roy Williams can live up to his big contract and the two draft picks Dallas gave up to get him from Detroit. Romo also still has his favorite target, tight end Jason Witten.

Over three years with the Cowboys, Owens caught 235 passes for 3,587 yards and 38 touchdowns in 47 games. He led the NFL with 13 TDs receiving in 2006, his first season in Dallas.

Over his 13-year career, he's a five-time All-Pro and ranks second in career touchdowns, fifth in career yards receiving and sixth in career receptions. He turned 35 in December, but remains a physical specimen.

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Yet Another Woman Returns To Her Abusive & Battering Partner For More Fun

I hate rap music and the entire culture that surrounds it but this story was different as most are aware this woman and her "love interest" missed the Grammy awards, not some family get together but the biggest night in their lives because this sack of crud beat the snot out of the "woman he loves" yea right.

This phenomenon used to be attributed to the woman usually having nowhere else to go a generation ago, as society was not always a friendly place for females looking for work, and or women who married their true loves in order to have children and start a normal family, who were therefore absent from the workforce while most being devoted wives and mothers.

Women who relied entirely on their husbands or boyfriends to support her and their children and we're sadly forced to endure this despicable behavior if it occurred for fear of leaving with no degree's or job skills to speak of and what would happen to to they and their children without that all important financial support.

So here it is 2009 and a millionaire singer or whatever you wish to call her is beaten bloody by her supposed boyfriend and just as I predicted here the night it happened, here she is going back to that walking and talking millionaire lowlife rapper who did this to her, and likely before this occurred.

SO what exactly is this woman's excuse for going back to that half a man Chris Brown who would do this to her or any woman for any reason whatsoever?... and "she's in love" just doesn't cut it.

As you can see from this pathetic Hollywood media story likely crafted by these people's paid publicists, they write as if he got caught looking at another woman's ass as she sauntered by the two one day, not what really occurred, the fact that he could've pulled a complete OJ and killed her.

Maybe he's saving that for an encore. And if it sadly happens, she asked him for it by going back to him so do cry for me Argentina when it happens again/Can anyone say Bobby Brown ? I knew you could.

Rihanna and Chris Brown Hunker Down to Work Through Issues

People.com: "Rihanna and Chris Brown are 'definitely together' and focusing on a reconciliation, a source tells PEOPLE.

The pair, who are currently spending time together at Sean 'Diddy' Combs's house on Miami Beach's Star Island, are staying indoors as they hash things out.

'They are definitely together and care a great deal about each other,' says a Miami source. 'They feel like staying in and working through their issues. So far they have not wanted to go out.'

Brown, however, did venture out earlier on his own. On Thursday he hit the water to Jet Ski with pals.

Rihanna and Brown's reconciliation comes nearly three weeks after Brown, 19, allegedly battered the 'Umbrella' singer on Feb. 8."

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Vick Approved For Home Confinement , No Doghouse But High Living Like Maddoff

Well Mr Vick is already on the loose and will be coming home to his luxurious digs despite filing bankruptcy around May, and will await a scheduled formal release around July formal for his dog killing escapades we wrote about at length when they occurred seemingly yesterday as he's only been since September of 2007 when this all went down.

Vick will have a long way to go to be reinstated by the NFL for sure as Americans really are "over-forgiving" peoples, but they really hate animal killers more than murderers sadly it seems. But especially dog killers who do this to not just any animal but Vick doing this to his very own dogs...

Vick Approved For Home Confinement -

NFL News Feed: AP: The League at washingtonpost.com: "AP: Vick Approved For Home Confinement

Michael Vick has been approved for release to home confinement, possibly in May, a government official told the Associated Press.

The NFL quarterback is serving a 23-month federal prison sentence in Leavenworth, Kan., for his role in a dogfighting operation based at a home that he owned in Virginia.

Vick's attorneys had indicated in bankruptcy court proceedings that they expected Vick to be transferred to a halfway house in Virginia for the final portion of his prison term.

But according to the AP, there's no bed space available so Vick instead could be released to his Virginia home as soon as May 21. Vick would be on electronic monitoring and would be permitted to leave home only for activities approved by his probation officer, the AP reported.

Vick had been scheduled to be released from prison in July.

He remains on indefinite suspension by the NFL. Commissioner Roger Goodell would have to rule on Vick's eligibility to play before Vick could resume his NFL career.

Vick remains under contract to the Atlanta Falcons but the team has announced that it intends to try to trade him. Vick possibly could be released by the Falcons, leaving him free to sign with any interested team"

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