Yup....must be nice not having to be inconvenienced by the laws and other annoying disruptions to one's storybook existence as these pathetic celebrities enjoy day in and out entirely mocking the rest of the citizenry who must follow the rules or else.."Lindsay is very disappointed she missed her court date of coarse and apologizes to her millions of fans who worship the toilets she squats on, and I know they do since that's part of my job here.
She missed this date while traveling the Burmese jungles with Angelina Jolie scouting for her next child to adopt from obscurity, who while in the midst of curing cancer and playing a role in her next movie simply couldn't establish a cell connection to let the honorable judge in the case know that she would have to cancel and reschedule something more convenient for her and Paramount Studios.
Instead in her place she will send some autographed Disney DVD's for the Judge's children as it's all about the children, and she's also included a nice little video of herself she made just for occasions such as these to win over star struck civilians she screws over from time to time.
So again Lindsay sends her deepest heartfelt apologies and encourages her fans to not miss her next movie titled "Lindsay Does LA before breakfast" going straight to DVD, Thanks ya'll for coming"....
(look at this skankorama shot I dug up on google after a two second search, what a trailer tramp this little chickie would be if forced to live within a normal structured existence)
Calif. court issues warrant for Lindsay Lohan:
My Way News -- An arrest warrant has been issued for actress Lindsay Lohan, possibly in connection with a 2007 drunken driving arrest after she crashed her Mercedes-Benz into a tree, police said Saturday.
The warrant was issued Friday by a judge in Beverly Hills Superior Court and carries a bail amount of $50,000, police Sgt. Mike Foxen said.
"We believe it has to do with her arrest for DUI," Foxen said. He said he did not have any other details about the warrant.
Lohan's publicist, Leslie Sloane-Zelnik, and one of her attorneys, Shawn Chapman Holley, didn't immediately respond to calls and e-mails seeking comment Saturday.
The 22-year-old star of the 2004 movie "Mean Girls" was arrested during the Memorial Day weekend in 2007 after crashing her Mercedes in Beverly Hills.
She was arrested again last July after the mother of her former personal assistant reported that her car was being chased by an SUV. Police said Lohan was at the wheel of the SUV and she was arrested in Santa Monica.
In connection with those cases, Lohan pleaded guilty in August 2007 to two misdemeanor counts of being under the influence of cocaine; no contest to two counts of driving with a blood-alcohol level above 0.08 percent and one count of reckless driving.
Lohan spent 84 minutes in jail and had to perform community service and undergo drug-rehabilitation treatment.
At the time, she released a statement through her publicist that read: "It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs."
Lohan also was places on probation for three years. A prosecutor warned that she if she violated the terms of the probation Lohan could face up to a year in jail on each of the drunk-driving and cocaine charges and 90 days on the reckless-driving charge. Violations could include failing to complete a drug test or report to her probation officer.
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