Poor Wittle Pawis Is Sick :( Boo Hoo ):

So Celebutante Paris gets released from jail after a special deal is struck over the heads of all other sick inmates throughout the country from coast to coast while everyone is sleeping as she feigns mental illness. This so she can go home being put on an ankle bracelet, the new rage no doubt after this at all the Hollywood parties, and party for 40 straight days and nights after the county and sherriff were threatened quietly with a major time consuming and dollar expending lawsuit.

This is what really happened here you can bet.

First of all, the man sent up to give the press conference was the biggest zero of a joke I've ever personally witnessed on a televised press conference before, armed with not one reasonable answer to any of the questions sent his way. (see the video, new window opens)

What a laugh at America's expense is all one can say here. I guess celebrity does pay off when one must face the music of justice is all this proves. It's working for that other wonderful citizen R Kelly as we blogged about earlier in the week.

LA is certainly whacked, and if I was an inmate in any jail today I would be demanding to first see the medical staff and then contacting my attorney(s) asking for the "Paris Hilton Deal" immediately or threatening to riot and or sue to get the same breaks this little chickie is now getting.

TMZ.com: "Paris Hilton has been fitted for ankle bracelet and reassigned to house arrest, after authorities decided to release Hilton from prison due to medical reasons, this according to Los Angeles County Sheriff's Dept. spokesperson, Steve Whitmore."Whitmore says he cannot release details about Paris' medical issue due to confidentiality. more to come

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