"Scranton Joe" Biden Hits The Yellow Brink Road Today

A little attempt at some humor this dead serious morning

If Biden Only Had a Brain (with a few Chicago Ray Tweaks)

I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the powers

ridin the DC Amtrack Train.

And my head I'd be a scratchin'

while my thoughts were busy hatchin'

If I only had a brain.

I'd unravel every riddle, for any individ'le,

but I'm in trouble once again.

With the thoughts u all r thinkin'

I too could be a Lincoln

If I had half of Bush's brain.

Oh, I could tell you why Hillary's such a whore.

I could think of things I never thunk before.

And then I'd shit, and think some more.

I would not be just a VP nothin' my head all full of stuffin'

in the headlines once again

I would drink and be so merry, life would be a Brandy berry,

If I only had a brain.

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