I'm sure he's a nice guy, but what kind of idiot does something like this and then grants the local media interviews to discuss his astronomical stupidity with pride as this man seems to do?
(The headline should say this, "Man Loses pants and mind but not his shirt")
Waukesha man loses pants, but not his shirt:Perplexed trousers owner gets back hundreds in cash and cashier's check with the help of good Samaritan
JS Online: "Waukesha - The worst part wasn't that Mark Stahnke woke up Monday morning in the patio chair of some neighbor he didn't know. Or that his pants were missing. The worst part was the contents of his missing pants: a cashier's check for $41,093, which he meant to give to his son, and several hundred dollars in cash that he had gotten from the bank."Stahnke still doesn't know what happened between the time he left a bar Sunday night and the time he woke up in some stranger's backyard Monday morning, but thanks to an honest citizen who found the missing pants and returned all the contents to the local authorities, Stahnke retrieved his valuables Friday from the Waukesha Police Department.
He got the pants back, too.
Stahnke had told the police his story about 7 a.m. Monday after he got home, but they were skeptical.
"We're used to hearing weird stories, but with his intoxication we figured this one would be different, that the amount of money wouldn't be exact," said Waukesha Police Lt. William Graham. "How do you get so intoxicated that you lose your pants?" continued
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