British & Leno View On Friday's Paris Hilton Saga,

Sometimes the British Tabloids get the story a little better and give us a bit different perspective on what's happening over here. After all they were at this and hounded the Queen of all Celebs, princess Diana, so they know how to stalk and talk with the best of them.

Here's some of the better excerpts from the Sun's point of view on that circus yesterday not seen since the OJ trial;

Paris banged up ... again:

The Sun Online - Bizarre online: "PETRIFIED PARIS HILTON mouthed “I love you” to her parents last night — before being carted off to face a hostile reception in prison.


The blonde heiress sobbed constantly during a one-hour hearing as a court overturned her early release from jail.

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Distraught Paris, 26, was last night back on suicide watch at the Century Regional Detention Facility just 36 hours after being freed early on medical grounds

Prisoner number 9818783 was put back in her special cell — isolated from other inmates — amid fears the angry lags could RIOT over her special treatment.

Wardens even ordered a lockdown as prisoners — who think Paris pretended to be sick to con doctors — threatened a revolt.

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“They are furious that while Paris had her own special cell with a panic button, was given better food and was kept away from the general population, she was still released early.

“There are girls in here with cancer, TB, and with MRSA. They aren’t allowed to go home and are treated by prison medical staff.

The prisoners think if you’re rich and pretend you’re sick you can get away with murder.

“Many of the girls have been locked down in their cells all day because they are so furious. The jail is full of screams about Paris.

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A pal said she had sent her assistant shopping and arranged for her make-up artist to visit.

The pal said: “It’s so cruel what has happened to her. She wasn’t allowed to wax or use a moisturiser. Her skin is so dry right now.”

No wonder she is having a breakdown, she is so removed from freaking reality we cannot even comprehend the way that a person and family like this even thinks if at all coherently. These people are simply a disgrace, although I must say the father, Rick seems to be quite embarrassed by all this whenever I see him.

He probably wants to dump Paris and his wife in a lake himself from time to time if he could. After all he and his predecessors were and are out there making the billions, the women are the ones out there flaunting and spending it.

Look for her to flee America when this is all over after this humiliation that she has bestowed upon herself by revealing her super duper, prissy bitchy, worthless celebutante persona more than ever before, nearly irreparably.


She will always be looked upon as a pathetic basket case from here on out. A near teenage development wise Leona Helmsley type heiress from now to eternity, if that is even that long.

All I can say to that is "Thank the lord above". Maybe Lindsay and Brittany along with the rest of the "Slack Pack" (my word you heard it here first) will learn a lesson from this or soon die, the three of them. And these serious meltdowns will teach our young women and their f***** fans these are not people to emulate any longer, not that they ever were worthy.

Jay Leno's Monologue from last night had some interesting comments,

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