Former President Slick Rushed to New York Hospital

This just happening this afternoon....maybe he had one of those 4 hour deals from a Viagra overdose you hear about in the commercials and wonder "WTF is that about?"

In the rare event of an erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury especially If you are older than age 65

Strangely, here's a recent picture offering evidence this situation might ARISE quite often with the old timer Slick as the picture verifies, especially since we know darn well that most all 80 year old men don't normally get erections out of nowhere out "chilling" on a boat and in the water, especially while looking mostly at a scantily clad Shrillary within spitting distance the entire time, as he is here.

Unless of course it's chemically induced.  Ya know?90

It's also possible he had what his doctors refer to as  an "erection overload", a symptom that he gets traveling around the third world as he does,  and most recently with all the poor and often semi naked victims of the Haitian earthquake walking around all day.

And word is, while he and Dubya have been out there in the streets begging for cash, Willie's been dropping Cialis's like M&M's exploiting what could be his last time during a natural disaster feeling women's pain and administering free government breast examinations everywhere he goes.

Alright now in all seriousness, it's being reported that he had some stents put in that greasy, Big Mac loving coronary system of his after some serious chest pains,  and hopefully he's alright now, as we need him around here for a while longer at least, to make fun of each day on the right.

Well, In closing, again we say "Get Well Slick", as I'm sure there's some kind of sexual abuse indictments floating around the world somewhere that you'll have to answer to in the future, and those things tend to require your heath to be near 100% as possible.   :)

ABC News: "Former President Bill Clinton was rushed to a Manhattan hospital late this afternoon, sources tell ABC News.

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Clinton, 63, was transported to Columbia Presbyterian Hospital in Manhattan for a condition related to his heart.

ABC News' chief political correspondent George Stephanopoulos reported that sources said he was taken to the hospital 'likely for a stent procedure.'

Sources on Capitol Hill tell ABC News that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was seen leaving the Oval Office a short time ago and did not seem 'too concerned' or 'in a rush.'"

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