Anyone Seen AL Gore? "Chicago Area Sees Coldest July Since 1942; Average Temperature Only 68.9 Degrees"

I'll tell you all this damn global warming is really screwing up our summer here, and if it gets any colder I'm really gonna bum out when my carbon credits are worth less than my rolls of Charmin ObamaDollars.

Frankly this has been the most comfortable summer I've ever seen in this city and most of my local friends and neighbors agree wholeheartedly...we can all get used to this kind of weather every summer Not too hot, and not too cold

So the last thing we all need here or anywhere in this great land of ours is a bunch of Washington politicians and appointed Czars led by No Birth Cert Bama and Gore the liberal Weather Whore trying to mess with Mother Nature in any way, while also simultaneously trying to con the weakest among us all into believing we're gonna cook to death like bacon in a pan someday soon..

I just think they happen to be Frickin Morons, as we all know the earth was here billions and billions of years before us, and will be here billions of years after us..... and frankly it could use a good new millennium scrubbing if you asked me anyways, should all this "Chicken Little" Climate Shit come to fruition a couple centuries from now.

How beautiful is this?

Chicago Area Sees Coldest July Since 1942; Average Temperature Only 68.9 Degrees -

cbs2chicago.com: "Have you left your air conditioner in the closet this summer, and worn long pants more often than shorts? If so, you may not be surprised to find out that Chicago is seeing its coldest July in more than 65 years.

The National Weather Service says 2009 has seen the coldest July since the official recording station was moved away from the lakefront in 1942. The average temperature this month in Chicago has been a mere 68.9 degrees.

Even in the years before 1942, when the National Weather Service recorded temperatures at the cooler lakefront, there are only three years that had colder Julys through the 26th.

There have also been far more days than usual with high temperatures less than 80 degrees this year. In 2009, there were 13 days where the temperature did not exceed 80 degrees. Only three Julys in the past 67 years have had more days in Chicago with highs less than 80 – there were 18 such days in 1992, and 14 in 1996 and 2000.

We have also failed to reach 90 degrees at any time this month.

But the good news is that homeowners this summer have been seeing a big break on their electric bills. Air conditioning usage, according to ComEd earlier this month, is way down from last year and has saved residents an average of $50 since June, compared with last year.

In addition to the mild weather, Com Ed's cost of power was also down 9 percent as of July 17, a savings passed on to you. Your natural gas price has been down even more, 27 percent. Peoples Gas and North Shore Gas estimate a typical home customer will pay $500 less this year than last year.

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