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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Monkey urinates on Zambian president / "Knows a Urinal When it Sees One"

Now that's one smart little monkey who knows where to take a whizz when it needs to.

What better to relieve itself on than a politician, most of whom spends their lives whizzing on their constituents day in and day out. Particularly these crooked African politicos who take our billions and billions in aid, pocket most of it and let their people continue to live in the dark ages.

I wonder if it was this disgusting chimp?

Here's the actual video of the incident which the leader doesn't seem to mind very much

Or this one (real gross yet kind of funny in a sick way, so beware)
Monkey urinates on Zambian president:

"A monkey urinated on Zambian President Rupiah Banda as he spoke to reporters outside his State House offices on Wednesday.

'You have urinated on my jacket,' a startled Banda told the monkey, one of many that makes their home in the trees outside his offices.

'I will give this monkey for lunch to Mr Sata,' he joked, referring to opposition leader Michael Sata, who Banda defeated in last year's elections.

Banda devoted much of his second news conference as president to reassuring Zambians over the dramatic economic slowdown resulting from plunging prices for copper, the country's main export.

'Our growth prospects have diminished, such that the projected gross domestic product has now been revised downwards to 4.0 percent or below. This reduction has implications for the domestic revenues, with both cooperate and income taxes likely to reduce,' Banda said."


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