Looks Like CNN Won The Paris Hilton Derby

And brain surgeon turned softball pitcher turned interviewer Larry King gets the nod. Sources say it'll go something like this:

Paris Hilton gets ready to talk

The Times of India: "LOS ANGELES: Veteran CNN newsman Larry King has won the race to secure the first post-prison interview with jailed socialite Paris Hilton, the global cable network said.

A CNN spokeswoman said King would interview Hilton in a one-hour special on Wednesday, just 24 hours after the hotel heiress and reality television star is released from prison in Los Angeles.

The network and a spokesman for Hilton said the 26-year-old would not receive payment for the interview." read more

Notice it says Paris would not receive payment for the interview. Who else is getting paid for it is the million dollar question. PUN INTENDED.

"I am thrilled that Larry King has asked me to appear on his programme to discuss my experience in jail, what I have learned, how I have grown and anything else he wants to talk about," she said.

A real brainburning fest this whopping hour should be. I don't know whether I can tear myself away from Nickelodeon for an hour to catch this one, or her well known x rated internet video for that matter. I'll have to think it over.

Done.

Andy Griffith reruns on TV Land wins.

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