Today long time Obama confidant admitted reluctantly in an interview with Pravda's "Daily Worker" that Obama was indeed born in Kenya, and his mother quickly came up with the idea that should he ever become president of the US, it sure would be funny if everyone thought he was born in Hawaii.
So they hurriedly called the local Oahu paper and placed a birth announcement and hoped for the best that one day, their own little Kenyan born Barry could some day become president and fulfill the longtime liberal and black liberation movement's dream of redistributing America's wealth to all the lazy and stupid fuck's around the world.
They
also released the FIRST official certificate which they say proves once
and for all the president was indeed born in Kenya and it was officially checked by FACT CHECK so we know it's real for sure if that's the case!!
See, here they are holding it, that proves everything!
See, here they are holding it, that proves everything!
Sorry, gotcha....Even though I think he WAS born there....you'd have to be, to become the Marxist he's become.
Anyhow....
April Fools!
Hope you're not too pissed off ....
Ok, you got me Ray. I kind of wish this really happened, but it was still a good joke.
ReplyDeleteHey it's probably an easy one compared to some of the jokes being played on us daily by this Obama Administration!!!
ReplyDeleteBe careful out there, now you remember what day it is and can screw someone else...I used to call in sick from my car for work in the older days!!
Thanks ma'am :) That obama site is great, all those people can't be crazy so I don't know at this point. I've always said I think he didn't know he was born in Kenya, his mom always told him he was born in Hawaii so she didn't sound like the tramp she was apparently chasing Muslim men to all four corners of the earth and that I really think is all innocent, However ironic, I also think he's a fulltime agent of Islam and his own wife doesn't know his true intentions. That's what I think in a nutshell from a right wing nut!! lol
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