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Saturday, November 28, 2009

Tiger Woods Injuries Caused by Wife's 3 Wood and Nails , Not SUV

Looks like Tiger actually got his ass kicked in by his wife according to reports today which borderline humorous, now the facts are trickling in or out depending on which way you look at it....

One fact is that his wife didn't use the driver to help him out of the car...

And another fact is the pretty serious beating and facial lacerations he received  actually came from his wife beating the hell out of him, and then him running like a girl into his suv while the "little honey" took his "Big Bertha" to the Escalade's windows, meanwhile he was so scared of the woman he backed over his own fire hydrant!

Some of the jokes floating around are funny, like "a whole new concept of a woodie" was one I caught.....

Another was "he shoulda hired a driver" and the one I like the best that I put at the top of the headlines...:
"Tiger Woods Crashes Car In Driveway...One onlooker to the crash said:

"All these years playing par 5s on the PGA Tour and it's the first time he ever drove into a tree."

Sounds like an episode of "Married With Children" ....
TMZ.com: "Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up.

We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

Tiger WoodsWe're told Woods became 'distracted,' thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication
for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene."


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