Michelle Obama's revenge for Chummy Chickies?

Note to the female Obama worshipers out there, get too chummy with the megalomaniac AKA her husband and she'll have your ass shipped off to Martinique in the Bahama's! Just as she allegedly did with a woman named Vera Jones, a campaign chicklet who Bam Bam got A LITTLE TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT for the jealous first Baby Momma...that is according to a new Obama book out today.....

Don't look like they just got back from an intense lovemaking session do they? lol

Here's an excerpt...

Andersen cites rumors "that it was more than just the random flirting from strangers that was getting to Michelle. Her husband, it would later be reported, had grown close to an attractive young African-American woman [working for the Obama campaign] named Vera Baker.

"When Baker suddenly and inexplicably vanished from the campaign and resurfaced on the Caribbean island of Martinique, tongues reportedly began wagging. A jealous Michelle, it was suggested, had engineered Baker's departure."

So keep that in mind all you potential Obama Monica's out there..Michelle will have your ass! (shipped out the country that is!)

Michelle Obama's revenge for flirts: "MICHELLE Obama gave her husband the silent treatment at one point in his campaign for president because so many women 'pushed their bodies up against his, slipped phone numbers into his pockets' and whispered lewd suggestions in his ear, a new book out today claims.

In 'Barack and Michelle: Portrait of an American Marriage' (William Morrow), Christopher Andersen reports, 'On more than one occasion, Barack tried not to look startled when some random woman in the crowd would grasp him firmly by the derriere -- and sometimes try to hold on.'

After an appearance in Peoria, Ill., the future president slid into the back of his SUV, and allegedly said, 'Jesus, I wish they'd stop grabbing my ass.'" more

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