This Is What A Man Get's For Sitting In A Tanning Bed.....

Come on buddy, ever heard of golf or the beach, the man' s way of getting a tan? To bad there's no picture so all the women would know to stay away from the guy sporting the fake tan and gold chains circa 1978 Guido look.

"heard a popping noise while working on his tan,"

Get a job dude....

S.C. man escapes from burning tanning bed:

My Way News -"ROCK HILL, S.C. (AP) - Authorities say a man escaped from a burning tanning bed just before it burst into flames, igniting a fire that damaged several stores and forced people to leave a shopping center. The (Rock Hill) Herald reported Tuesday that no one was injured in the fire, including the man who jumped from the bed.

The fire occurred Monday at an Ultratan tanning salon near Rock Hill.

The man said he heard a popping noise while working on his tan, then saw a flame at the corner of the tanning bed near his foot. Several dozen firefighters arrived at the scene to battle the blaze as shoppers and store workers gathered in the parking lot and the smell of charred plastic filled the air.

Authorities are investigating the cause of the blaze."

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