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Friday, December 19, 2008

Something For The Beefy Woman or Women in Your Life?

Why not make 'em smell like a Whopper with cheese or Double Cheeseburger with this latest perfume eau de toilette offering from that famous scent maker Burger King Inc. Get the guys and gals who thought of this one a big raise, not.

It's actually made for men if you can figure that one out as there's nothing more my lady likes than when I pick her up smelling like I just woofed down a few bacon cheeseburgers, so I think it might have better use for those men stuck with ugly wives or girlfriends who smell and look like something Rosie O'Donnell would bring home to her two mothers.

So if you're special woman looks like this in the morning or anytime for that matter,

She just might be a little bit more tolerable and palatable if you douse her in a gallon or two of this stuff from Burger King:

French Fry &Burger Heaven Eau De Toilette
by Burger King
Better she smells like a stale whopper with cheese than Rosie O Donnell after a morning of grazing around the farm I suppose....
Burger King launches beef-scented body spray:

Financial News - Yahoo! Finance: "NEW YORK (AP) -- Looking to beef up your mojo this holiday season?

Burger King Corp. may have just the thing. The home of the Whopper has launched a new men's body spray called 'Flame.' The company describes the spray as 'the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.'

The fragrance is on sale at New York City retailer Ricky's NYC in stores and online for a limited time for $3.99.

Burger King is marketing the product through a Web site featuring a photo of its King character reclining fireside and naked but for an animal fur strategically placed to not offend.

The marketing ploy is the latest in a string of viral ad campaigns by the company. Burger King is also in the midst of its Whopper Virgins campaign that features an taste test with fast-food 'virgins' pitting the Whopper against McDonald's Corp.'s Big Mac.

Burger King Holdings Inc. shares rose 15 cents to close at $20.53."


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