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Philadelphia Man Lauds Obama's Soft Hands

What else would they be from a man who's never done a hard day's work in his entire life?

Obama's Hands 'Soft As Butter,' Says Philly Gym Rat:

The Hill's Blog Briefing Room » "A Philadelphia man who lingered at his gym to get a chance to work out with President-elect Barack Obama said he was smitten with Obama's personality and his soft skin.

Stepp Stewart said he worked out with Obama on Tuesday, when he was in Philadelphia for a National Governors Association meeting.

'I get off the bike. He looks me dead in the eye. He shook my hand,' Stewart told the local NBC affiliate in Washington, D.C.

'I held onto it as long as I could,' Stewart added. 'His hands were soft as butter!'

Stewart said he heard that Obama was visiting his gym after he had finished his workout, prompting him to return to the gym.

'Girl, I put my sweat-drenched, funky-smellin’ clothes right back on, got right back on the floor and started fakin’ a workout!' Stewart said.

Stewart, a musical director and choreographer, said that he ran on a treadmill next to the president-elect, who also used other workout machines and read USA Today while at the Philadelphia Sports Club.

"Gee Whiz Buddy, did you get on your knees and pray to the Messiah while faking your workout"?

Did this pathetic sycophant follow him into the locker room to sniff Obama's jock after the workout for posterity after, he was done slobbering all over the gym? What an Obamoron.


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