I Did Not Have Relations With That Governor......

“I had no contact with the governor or his office and so we were not, I was not aware of what was happening.” — Barack Obama on December 9th (Photo taken December 2nd)


.....Oh well except for this party he and I were at together, where I shook his hand and yes then we chatted for a while, then ok we sat down together and had a glass of wine. Then yes, I admit we then joked around for a while and started making fun of the republicans that were hanging around. Alright , you got me here, then we had some dinner together and discussed the Bears and the college football BCS rankings, but that was it I swear on my dead grandma , yes the one I chucked under the bus during the campaign who hated black people."........

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