Bin Laden is rumored to be kicking off his book tour at an Al Queda and liberal favorite hangout, Borders Books & Massages in San Francisco, then it's off to a quick stop in Berkeley to thank all his fans there for standing by him in his fight against America and the west while living from luxury cave to luxury cave after 9-11.
The DNC has already made a large advance purchase in anticipation of this book being very popular on the Barack Hussein Obama website with the No Blood For Oil crowd, who Bin Laden is said to be a big fan of seeing his cave only gets CNN and MSNBC on good nights when the caravan gets to take a a break from their hiding in the Pakistan Tribal Areas.
Osama said he was pleased Americans are so willing to elect a Muslim Brother like Obama president so soon after 9-11 as he anticipated a much longer and strong resistance to the Islamification of America which he said was way ahead of schedule thanks to the liberal support.
That was a parody of this story below which is for real, as Osama is indeed having his frigging poetry published by some Muslim admirer out there in thelands of sands.Osama''s book of poems to be published soon -
GEO.tv: "Updated at: 1052 PST, Monday, September 22, 2008
Osama DUBAI: The elusive al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden’s literary work will be published soon by an Oxford-educated academic expert in Arabic, according to media reports.
Bin Laden's recitals at wedding banquets and other feasts during the 1990s were recorded on tapes recovered from his compound in Afghanistan in 2001 after the 9/11 attacks in the US.
They were studied by Professor Flagg Miller, who teaches Arabic poetry at University of California, Davis, the report said. Bin Laden is a skilled poet with clever rhymes and metres, which was one reason why many people taped him and passed recordings around, like pop songs', Miller said.
According to the report, the first lines of one poem read: -A youth who plunges into the smoke of war smiling stains the blades of lances red. May God not let my eye stray from the most eminent humans, lest they fall.'
The verse goes on to portray bin Laden himself as a -warrior poet', whose words will lead his followers to an idyllic refuge in the Hindu Kush mountains. -He frequently uses mountains as metaphors', Miller s"
Isn't that just swell news?
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