Libs Are Gonna Dislike This Rule

As they do most other rules seemingly. That's a no sex rule on the vaunted Airbus A380 adn Singapore Airlines, that super jumbo plane that the world is anxiously awaiting whether or not these things can actually fly safely and profitably.

One thing for sure is you won't see ol' Slick Willie flying on this new luxury plane in first class if he can't pinch stewardesses a**es and get down with his squeeze of the month on his way to the next Tsunami fundraiser World Tour, like he did on old Air Force One with Bush 41 and the other private planes he's accustomed to jetting around the world in. (carbon footprint galore)

That is if they can actually enforce this rule, seeing these planes have single and double beds on them as people will be attempting the mile high club routine for sure, beats the bathroom.

I can hear him now while wagging that crooked finger of his.."I did not have sex with that woman on that airplane".

Sex ban on the Airbus A380 -

Times Online: "The A380 may have the world’s first airborne double bed, but it won’t be put to the obvious use if Singapore Airlines has its way: “If couples used our double beds to engage in inappropriate activity, we would politely ask them to desist,” said the company’s Stephen Forshaw."

“There are things that are acceptable on an aircraft and things that aren’t, and the rules for behaviour in our double beds are the same ones that apply throughout the aircraft.”

In any case, the plane is as yet unchristened: Tony and Julie Elwood from Perth, Australia had booked the first A380 double suite, but hardly had a moment of privacy for a romantic kiss, let alone anything raunchier, as a parade of journalists came knocking on their door.

Even so, they weren’t too impressed with Singapore’s strait-laced attitude. “So they’ll sell you a double bed, and give you privacy and endless champagne — and then say you can’t do what comes naturally?” asked Tony, a vigorous 76. “Seems a bit strange.”

“They seem to have done everything they can to make it romantic, short of bringing round oysters,” said Julie, 51. “I’d say they shouldn’t really complain, should they?

"Though I don’t think they’ll have anything to worry about from us — the flight is so busy with people coming to see the suites, we wouldn’t have the opportunity.” continued

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