For over 10 years now, as you know, OJ Simpson has been relentlessly searching the world over for the still on-the-run killers of his wife Nicole and her innocent platonic friend who she wasn't having a sexual relationship with at the time, Mezzaluna waiter Ron Goldman. Just a poor innocent bystander in the wrong place at the wrong time apparently that night. 
Unsuccessful in his search up until now, a tired and exhausted OJ will be taking a hiatus from the tireless draining manhunt in order to bring us, the inquiring public, the latest news and to share with us the way he would've killed them both, that is of coarse had some raging gang of murdering drug lords not beat him to it if he was ever contemplating committing 2 murders that evening. As he will tell us according to a leak of the transcript, he would only plan one murder at a time, again more proof of his innocence.
He asks us all to please remember, he was and still is 100 percent absolutely not guilty, that even a jury of his peers said so. After all, only racist whitey crackers think that the jury was tainted and he is guilty, as the late Johnny Cochran opined back in the day of the trial, the glove didn't fit, so they done aquit.
Yes, it's a stretch imagining OJ as the killer I know, but lucky for us, it makes for good reality television programming and will also "help OJ pay back the families of the victims much quicker even though he is innocent" according to a statement from his lawyers from the law firm Rabinowitz & Shapiro.
After all who knows, it could lead to the actual apprehension of the person or persons who committed these heinous crimes, allowing Mister OJ to finally get a good nights sleep not worrying about looking over his shoulder wondering if those deadly killers are after him next. One can only imagine the nightmares this poor man suffers, having failed Nicole's spirit by not apprehending these killers yet.
How thoughtful of him to share this information with us. Don't Miss It! Must See TV.
O.J. Simpson to speak out on Fox - Sports - MSNBC.com: "LOS ANGELES - Fox plans to broadcast an interview with O.J. Simpson in which the former football star discusses “how he would have committed” the slayings of his ex-wife and her friend, for which he was acquitted, the network said.
The two-part interview, titled “O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened,” will air Nov. 27 and Nov. 29, the TV network said.
Simpson has agreed to an “unrestricted” interview with book publisher Judith Regan, Fox said."
“O.J. Simpson, in his own words, tells for the first time how he would have committed the murders if he were the one responsible for the crimes,” the network said in a statement. “In the two-part event, Simpson describes how he would have carried out the murders he has vehemently denied committing for over a decade.” read more
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