New Business Opportunities Arise In Iraqi Jihad Driven Economy

This New type of war being fought in Iraq against terrorism has created a new line of insurance policy offerings specifically in the Mideast for that hard working entrepreneurial jihadder on the go concerned with those dreaded on the job injuries that are very frequent and usually fatal in the consistently high turnover rate very common in the explosive Mideastern male workforce. The information below was gleaned from ads seen throughout Baghdad residential areas & terrorist recruiting mosques recently:

Sometimes being a terrorist has it's ups and downs. Like those days when nothing seems to go right, everything you do seems to blow up in your face. For those times it's nice for your tribe to know that you, the head of your terror cell and your workers are all protected by Blue Sword Jihad Accidental Death & Dismemberment Insurance.
Why worry about who will pay for your little jihadder's Maddrass training when Achmed meets his maker. Or Allah forbid he falls victim to a ill-prepared IED, what will and your little terrorists do? Never feel unprotected again when you purchase Jihadder Accidental Death Coverage from ALLAHSTATE Insurance.

Terrorists kill themselves with IED: "Blackanthem Military News, MOSUL, Iraq – Three terrorists were killed and one was seriously wounded on Nov. 13 when they tried to plant a roadside bomb in the Baghdad Garage neighborhood on Train Station Road in western Mosul.

The terrorists attempted to emplace a roadside bomb consisting of a 155 mm artillery round when it exploded prematurely, killing two of them instantly and injuring two more.Iraqi Police responded to the explosion, finding the bodies of the two dead terrorists and evacuating the injured terrorists to a local hospital. One of the injured later died of his wounds. Two innocent bystanders, injured in the blast, were transported to Al Jamouri Hospital. " when you stop laffing, read more

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