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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Comedian In Chief Obama Tells Letterman: I Was Black Before the Election

Some clips from Obama's appearance on Letterman.... this is all I could muster of this appearance that consumed the entire hour of Letterman's show...talk abut in kind campaign donations...does Obama know any other mode besides campaign?

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He'll make a great sitcom star when the politics thing is over with..

More video from the unwatchable show for me can be found at the link below if you wanna see the entire show God Forbid!!!!..
Political Hotsheet - CBS News: "Addressing suggestions that recent criticism of his health care reform efforts has been grounded in racism, President Obama this afternoon quipped, 'I think it's important to realize that I was actually black before the election.'

The comment, which the president made in an afternoon taping of CBS' 'The Late Show,' promoted laughter from the audenice and this response from host David Letterman: 'How long have you been a black man?'"

Here's a top ten reasons bit that Letterman would never use about the president on tonight's show From Dennis Byrne of the Tribune:

10. He had his scheduler call the National Hockey League to see if he could throw out the first puck.

9. If someone reaches for a can of herring, he can be counted on to show up at the opening.

8. He turned up in Dora the Explorer's backpack.

7. He wanted to sing "Take me out to the ballgame" during the seventh inning stretch, but even the Cubs wouldn't have him.

6. Tom Delay had already taken his spot on "Dancing with the Stars."

5. The Alexandria Cub Scouts said they'd be glad to have him as a den leader if he promised not to lecture the Webelos about the benefits of his health care plan.

4. He's scheduled to be in the American Lung Association's latest public service announcement explaining the hazards of cigarette smoking.

3. In danger of running out of shows to appear on, he recently has been courting the QVC shopping channel to pitch over-stocked Detroit Lions jackets.

2. He has hired an agent to get him the role of Sheridan Whiteside in the classic play "The Man who came to Dinner" in Door County summer stock next year.

1. Even Joe Bidden is so sick of seeing him all over television that the vice president only feels safe watching re-runs of Nick Baker's Weird Creatures on the Smithsonian cable channel.


The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. H. L. Mencken

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