Yo Ho Ho and A Boat Full Of Scum...Muslim Pirates,

If this indeed is a picture of these morons and the authorities are close enough to see these fk'ers to take a photo, than they're close enough to take them all out at once with 2 or 3 sharpshooters and one sweep of a M60 or M2 Browning long range machine gun starting with the one with the knife to the captains neck out first you would think.

Being outsmarted by a boatload of sand monkeys even temporarily is unbelievable and my bet is were they to distract them all from one direction and on the opposite side with multiple frogmen come from under the boat and capsize it, not a one of these camel jockeys knows how to swim I guarantee it.

Crisis over as the captain swims to safety....

Hey it's a thought....and a damn good one I think. Or as I said first just take the fkrs out from the sky with a drone or as I said the Machine Gun option using distractions to set them up for the kills.

UPDATE 8 am cdt This man has nads of a Rhinoceros as he attempted to escape overnight and was recaptured but apparently still unharmed. This gets free of this I smell feature full length movie. Hopefully he comes out alive

Captain tried to escape pirates, U.S. official says - CNN.com: "MANAMA, Bahrain (CNN) -- Richard Phillips, the captain of a U.S.-flagged cargo ship, tried to escape from his captors Thursday night by jumping out of the lifeboat where he's being held, a U.S. official said Friday."

UPDATE 5:30 am Right after I posted this the news came that there is more complication now involved with more pirate ships and Navy vessels making my suggestions no longer an option as it may have been when they were sitting out there like dead Muslim meat when that photo above was snapped.

Most recent News

Pirate ships converge on US hostage at sea:

"NAIROBI, Kenya (AP) - Escalating a dramatic Indian Ocean standoff, more U.S. warships—as well as pirate reinforcements with an international gallery of hostages—rushed Friday toward the spot where four Somali bandits were holding a U.S. sea captain aboard a drifting lifeboat.

The pirates apparently fear being shot or arrested if they hand over Capt. Richard Phillips—captured in a failed effort to seize the Maersk Alabama on Wednesday—and hope to link up with their colleagues who are using Filipino, German and other hostages captured in recent days as human shields." continued

Original post below....

U.S. navy, pirates negotiate over hostage captain

International | Reuters: "MOGADISHU/WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Navy negotiated on Thursday with Somali pirates who held an American ship captain hostage in a lifeboat in the Indian Ocean, their first such seizure of a U.S. citizen.

The gunmen briefly hijacked the 17,000-tonne Maersk Alabama freighter Wednesday, but the 20 American crew retook control after a confrontation far out at sea where pirates have captured five other vessels in a week.

Four gang members were holding the captain, Richard Phillips, on the ship's lifeboat after he apparently volunteered to be a hostage for the sake of his crew.

The Bainbridge, a U.S. warship, arrived on the scene before dawn and U.S. soldiers boarded the Maersk Alabama." continued

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