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10. Asked Bill Clinton to remove all O’s from White House keyboards and replace them with 0’s.
9. Announced that Laura has taken sweet job with University of Chicago Hospital for $300k salary.
8. Punk’d Osama bin Laden with fake pardon.
7. In keeping with Obama’s Lincoln theme, had US Mint deliver $350 billion for TARP funds to White House in pennies.
6. Had Scott McClellan taken to GITMO and paraded around with Saddam’s old underwear on his head.
5. Ordered Al Gore to shovel snow from White House driveway.
4. Invited Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi over to White House but wouldn’t answer door when they knocked.
3. Replaced all mattresses in White House with Tempur-Pedic memory foam to reduce beverage spills from Obama’s future Hollywood guests jumping on beds.
2. Blocked Oprah’s phone number on White House phone system.
1. Resigned and had Dick Cheney sworn in as 44th President leaving no time for Obama to print new invitations."
A note for all the loons that think Bush should be prosecuted for keeping America safe for 7 years lets take a look at the previous 8 years and see what they were doing to keep America safe as Al Queda built up confidence by attacking American interests and the WtC in 93 in their first failed attempt to take down the towers:
- Whitewater
- Cattlegate
- Nannygate
- Helicoptergate
- Travelgate
- Gennifer Flowersgate
- Filegate
- Vince Fostergate
- I wonder where those Whitewater billing records came fromgate
- Paula Jonesgate
- Federal Building campaign phone callgate
- Lincoln bedroomgate
- White House coffeegate
- Donations from convicted drug and weapons dealersgate
- Buddhist Templegate
- Web Hubbell hush moneygate
- Lippogate
- Chinese commiegate - Clinton was practically endorsed by red China Update!
- Let's blame Kenneth Starrgate
- Zippergate/interngate - the Lewinsky affair itself
- Perjury and jobs for Lewinskygate - the aftermath
- Willeygate
- Web Hubbell prison phone callgate
- Selling Military Technology to the Chinese Commiesgate
- Coverup for our Russian Comrades as Wellgate
- Wag-the-Dog-gate AKA Aspirin factory gate
- Jaunita Broaddrick gate
- PBS-gate
- Email-gate
- Vandalgate
- Lootergate
- Pardongate
- Birth certificate gate
- Muslim Campaign Contribution gate
- Clinton Contribution gate
- Clinton Sexual Scandal#12 Gate
- Leon Panetta gate
Just a few to start off the list........
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