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Friday, November 17, 2006

Why Learn To Play The Guitar When You Can Do This?

Thanks to modern science comes the musical instrument for all the spleef toking youngsters and arrested development affected adults out there, demonstrating yet another great application of ingenious space age technological advancements. Instead of wasting time and man hours trying to cure diseases and who knows how many other worthwhile causes, these new millennium Einsteins developed the fully functioning Simulation Air Guitar t-shirt.

Just imagine, all those tunes you used to air guitar endlessly in front of your friends and your bathroom mirror can now be morphed into actual air guitar licks, just as if you were really playing that guitar you pretend to have that you're pretending to know how to play. To think I wasted 2/3 of my life learning the guitar when I could'a just waited for this.

The Geico caveman is really gonna love this product for sure. :)
T-Shirt Turns Air Guitar Into Music - NEWS - STRANGE - Comcast.net: "CANBERRA, Australia - Scientists announced Monday that they have developed a high-tech T-shirt that turns the strumming of an air guitar into music.

The T-shirt has motion sensors built into its elbows that pick up the wearer's arm motions and relay them wirelessly to a computer which interprets them as guitar riffs, said Richard Helmer, an engineer who leads the research team from the government's Australian Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organization.

One arm is interpreted as picking chords while the other strums. The 'wearable instrument shirt' is adaptable to both right and left-handed would-be rock stars."read more
Oh boy..

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