Sunday Mark Steyn

This week was most likely the last we will have to endure John Kerry and his prospective chances at another run for the presidency thank the lord above. Even Democrats have begun to see what a snob this man is, it's just too bad our troops had to be insulted by him in front of the world for them to learn what we already knew.

CHICAGO SUN-TIMES : Election season is bad time for slip of the quip: "My face time with John Kerry has been brief but choice. In 2003, I was at a campaign event in New Hampshire chatting with two old coots in plaid. The senator approached and stopped in front of us.

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..and "I was making a joke about how stupid Bush is but I'm the only condescending liberal in America too stupid to tell
a Bush-is-stupid joke without blowing it"

The etiquette in primary season is that the candidate defers to the cranky Granite Stater's churlish indifference to status and initiates the conversation: 'Hi, I'm John Kerry. Good to see ya. Cold enough for ya? How 'bout them Sox?' Etc.

Instead, Kerry just stood there nose to nose, staring at us with an inscrutable semi-glare on his face. After an eternity, an aide stepped out from behind him and said, 'The senator needs you to move.'

'Well, why couldn't he have said that?' muttered one of the old coots. Why indeed?

Right now the Democratic Party needs the senator to move. Preferably to the South Sandwich Islands, until Tuesday evening, or better still, early 2009."He won't, of course. A vain thin-skinned condescending blueblood with no sense of his own ridiculousness, Senator Nuancy Boy is secure in little else except his belief in his indispensability. We've all heard the famous "joke" now: "You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. And if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." (Rimshot!) read more

Filed Under Looney Libs, Jean Fraud Kerry

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