In what must be good news to the families of Ron Goldman & Nicole Simpson, aquitted murder suspect OJ Simpson has joined forces with former KGB leader and present ruler of Russia, Vladmir Putin in an all out assault vowing to bring to justice the murderers of Nicole, Ron and Ms Anna Politkovskaya, the russian author who was a fierce critic of Putin found murdered this past week.
In a joint video news conference both OJ and Vladmir vowed to scour all corners of God's Green Earth in search of these killers no matter what the time nor expense. They indicated their first stops would be the sand filled traps found throughout the white man's capitalist untouchable zones commonly known throughout the world as country clubs' golf courses.
When pressured, Vladmir was heard saying through an interpreter: "OJ is being indicating he might be very much knowing where these cold blood killers may be in hiding within the boundries of the American bourgeoisie recreational facilities."
When asked as he was leaving a popular florida crack house, OJ quipped: "Vladmir and me is most definately absolutely one hundred percent not guilty. I'll swear my new girlfriend's life and the last trial's civil settlement up on it, Snoop Dogg as my witness."
When asked for comment, deceased super-lawyer Johnny Cochran's representatives said, "If the golf shoes don't fit, you must aquit", then adding "Which reminds me that Oj still owes us some money too that was paid to jurors number 3 and 4 during and after his trial".
In a joint video news conference both OJ and Vladmir vowed to scour all corners of God's Green Earth in search of these killers no matter what the time nor expense. They indicated their first stops would be the sand filled traps found throughout the white man's capitalist untouchable zones commonly known throughout the world as country clubs' golf courses.
When pressured, Vladmir was heard saying through an interpreter: "OJ is being indicating he might be very much knowing where these cold blood killers may be in hiding within the boundries of the American bourgeoisie recreational facilities."
When asked as he was leaving a popular florida crack house, OJ quipped: "Vladmir and me is most definately absolutely one hundred percent not guilty. I'll swear my new girlfriend's life and the last trial's civil settlement up on it, Snoop Dogg as my witness."
When asked for comment, deceased super-lawyer Johnny Cochran's representatives said, "If the golf shoes don't fit, you must aquit", then adding "Which reminds me that Oj still owes us some money too that was paid to jurors number 3 and 4 during and after his trial".
Putin vows to hunt down Russian reporter's killers | Top News | Reuters.com: "DRESDEN, Germany (Reuters) - President Vladimir Putin vowed on Tuesday to hunt down the killers of journalist Anna Politkovskaya, saying he had information they wanted to whip up anti-Russian feelings across the world.
Questions about the contract-style killing, which has drawn global condemnation, dominated a joint news conference with German Chancellor Angela Merkel that also touched on business and energy issues.
Putin did not elaborate on his information about the killers of Politkovskaya, a fierce critic of the president and Russia's war in Chechnya.
'We must be clear that it was a dreadful and unacceptable crime which cannot be allowed to go unpunished,' Putin said in his first public remarks on the killing.
'We have information, and it is trustworthy, that there are people hiding from Russian justice and nurturing plans to sacrifice someone as a victim to create a wave of anti-Russian sentiments worldwide,' he said through an interpreter." read more
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