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As they say, to each his or her own, but this lady is a little bit on the questionable side. How could one possibly navigate through daily activities with these freakazoid finger nails and why would one want to? She brings the "honey, I might break a nail" excuse to a whole different stratosphere.

Could you imagine being stuck married to this woman, especially since she drove her poor husband to Alzheimers a long time ago (I know, Alzheimers is not a joke for anyone) but just imagine the extra misery this lady must go through just to accomplish the most simple of tasks for what? To get a quarter page in the Guiness book of World Records?

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Woman claws her way to world record | the Daily Mail: "Juggling a hectic lifestyle back in 1979, Lee Redmond had little time for beauty treatments.

So she decided to cut corners and stop filing her nails.

Now, 27 years and 33 inches later, the Salt Lake City resident holds a place in the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest fingernails.

To See incredible video footage of Lee and other quirky nail fans doing the housework and talking about their unusual features click here"

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And the difficulties don't stop there. Going to the grocery store and even opening doors pose an enormous challenge, but she's able to undertake other normal daily tasks, such as vacuuming, cooking, cleaning, and taking care of her husband, who has Alzheimer's disease.

"She skips other cumbersome personal hygenic activities, like wiping her ass, brushing her teeth, etc.. (Sorry, I couldn't resist that dig)

"I think everything's a challenge," she said. "But I've found a way to do (things) in my own way."

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