Man with 10-year erection awarded $400,000 "PROVIDENCE, R.I. - A former handyman has won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection. (they said he had a rock hard case)Maybe that 400 grand (100 after he pays the lawyer giving him the shaft) will make it "not so hard" to be around the ol' grandkids and the ladies huh?
Charles 'Chick' Lennon, 68, (sometimes referred to as Dick,) received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it. (kind of a human drawbridge for droopers)
But Lennon could not position his penis downward. (is that being stuck up or what) He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren, his lawyer said." (but very popular with the nursing home females)
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