Kass: Vote now on the stupidest thing Mayor Daley has ever said - Large Selection so start now

Here's Kass's examples, there's so many I can't even take a screen shot as it's too lengthy...don't click the radio buttons they're just decorative..Go to Kass's column to actually vote.

And don't forget that old time democratic slogan here in Shitcago:

VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN...

Here's the video in case you haven't seen it.

I had a lengthy post on this moron the day it occurred and Cali babe Opus at "Ma Info " has a post today on it, and thanks to another babe Amusing Bunni in the Chicago bloggin' posse here for the heads up on the Kass piece this morning...

Which is your favorite?

Mayor Richard Daley has said some pretty outrageous things. Which quote stands out most to you?

• On the gun ban: "If I put this up your butt, you'll find out how effective it is. Let me put a round up your, you know."
  
  
• On health crackdown: "If a rat is on your sandwich, you hope to know it before. If a mouse is on your salad, it's common sense."
  
  
• On the casual look: "If somebody takes their tie off, I'm not going to take my tie off. If somebody takes their pants off, I'm not going to take my pants off."
  
  
• On Hartigan losing gubernatorial nominee: "I supported him. I raised money for him. What else do you want me to do? Take my pants off?"
  
  
• On his brother dropping a bid for governor: "Scrutiny? What else do you want? Do you want to take my shorts? Give me a break...Go scrutinize yourself! I get scrootened every day, don't worry, from each and every one of you. It doesn't bother me."

• On friends winning contracts: "Wha! Wha Wha! Wha! Wha! Wha!"
  
  
• On state funding, but misspelling a key word: "The state of Illinois funds those centers. We did not cut. They have cut state mental health facilities all over the state. That is state money. Underline that. S-A-T-E money. It's called state money ..."
  
  
• On Disney World having a no-fly zone: "Now, think of that; Mickey and Minnie have it. I mean, I can't believe that. They get it first before we get it?"
  
  
• On civil libertarians complaining about police harassment: "It's just a group of people, yuppies and yippies and hoppies or whatever they call them, I don't know. Who are they? Are they worried about the moon coming out or something? The sun is changing and I don't know. This is unbelievable
  
  
• On railroad safety: "They have a responsibility, they can't get away with it. I mean, they stole the land from the Indians. They took all that land. They got it free from us."
  
  
• On capital punishment: "I'm pro death! I'm a death-penalty opponent!"
  
  
• On sexy music videos: "Sometimes the music jumps down from the television and sits right next to you at the bar."
  
  
• On a City Hall crime package's defeat: "Well, you just pick up your face, and you keep on walking."
  
  
• On Ald. Patrick Huels' resignation: "It's a wake-up call, I said to me."
  
  
• On the airport toilet seat cover contract: "Toilet seats are good." chicagotribune.com for the companion column
  

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CNN Leftist Empathizes With Times Square Bomber's Home Foreclosure ..Well Boo Freakin', Fluckin Hoo!!

This little 20 second clip is all one needs to know about "knee jerk, bleeding heart, boo freakin' hoo, poor widdle victim Muswim" liberals as this mofo almost killed untold American Children coming out of the Lion King with their parents and this CNN dickwipe is worried about the Muslim's freaking foreclosure.

This dolt's picture should be next to "MORON" in the 'dick'tionary like so:

YouTube - CNN Empathizes With Times Square Bomber's Home Foreclosure

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British 'Cuddle hormone' for momo's makes today's men bigger pussies than ever

(follows in Barney Fwank tawk:): 

Dis ith just tho swell, i'm bethides mythelf with antithipathion to thee the menz become more neutered than ever....

I'm just tho exthited!! 

Holy Momo Batman. 

This is the caption they had underneath this no shoulder dipwad waiting for his girlfriend or wife to smack him around a little ....what a wussy in that pic huh? .

"Men are not as 'tuned' in to people's feelings as women"

Doh we're not supposed to be, that's when men become girls you metromomo morons.  Yea sure, all this pencil pusher needs is more female estrogen.....

BBC News - "A nasal spray can make men more in tune with other people's feelings, say a team of German and UK researchers.

They found that inhaling the 'cuddle hormone' oxytocin made men just as empathetic as women.

The study in 48 volunteers also showed that the spray boosted the ability to learn from positive feedback.

Writing in the Journal of Neuroscience, the researchers said the spray may be useful for boosting behaviour therapy in conditions such as schizophrenia.

Oxytocin is a naturally produced hormone, most well-known for triggering labour pains and promoting bonding between mother and baby.

This study is the latest of several that suggest that intranasal oxytocin seems to 'sensitise' people to become more aware of social cues from other individuals

Professor Gareth Leng

But it has also been shown to play a role in social relations, sex and trust.

Study leader Professor Keith Kendrick, a neuroscientist at Cambridge University, said by giving the hormone nasally, it quickly reaches the brain.

In the first part of the study, half the men received a nose spray containing oxytocin and half were given a dummy spray.

They were then shown photos of emotionally charged situations including a crying child, a girl hugging her cat, and a grieving man, and were asked questions about the depth of feeling they had towards the subjects."

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If TOTUS Feeds It, Then POTUS Regurgitates It.....

Absolute proof this man does not think on his feet for himself, and should be humiliated for reading verbatim and messing up the context of Corps. Then again he barely knows the difference between the Marine Corps and and a Corpse anyhow.

What a freaking moronic boob..Sorry, but he's dumber than Bush ever was and this proves he's an empty suit for those who still aren't convinced.

 An imbecile for the ages, as most of our own 5th grader's wouldn't make that mistake. 

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US Moron Of the Week.." Tow Truck Driver Believed to be Texting or Talking on 2 Cells Crashes Private Pool"

If this doesn't beat all, this NT tow truck guy drives his rig right into a private residence and it's backyard pool like something out of a Jim Carey or Mel Gibson movie, while he was apparently texting and jabbering on 2 separate cell phones simultaneously, obviously forgetting to steering this thing properly down the road/

What an imbecile. So this is I guess yet another lesson as to why kids or adults should not ever be texting on a phone at any time while operating a moving motor vehicle, alrighty. Get It now?

wgrz.com | Buffalo, NY | "The Niagara County Sheriffs Department has seized the work and personal cell phones of the tow truck driver involved in a Wednesday morning accident in Lockport.

The Sheriff's Department says it has probable cause to believe 25-year-old Nicholas Sparks of Burt was texting or talking on one of the phones by his own admission. According to the Sheriff's Department, speed also may have been a contributing factor.

Sparks is charged with reckless driving, talking on his cell and reckless endangerment, more charges are pending.

According to the Sheriff's Department, the tow truck rear ended a car that was turning left off of Tonawanda Creek Road onto Littlewood Road. Investigators say the tow truck was driving at a high speed, and did not attempt to stop.

When it hit the car, a few of the cars attached to the tow truck released and were sent into a nearby house. The tow truck finally stopped in an inground pool.

68-year-old Lilly White of Lockport was driving the car that was hit. She was taken to ECMC with a head injury and is in serious condition.

Her 8-year-old grand niece was in the back seat. She was taken to Women and Children's Hospital with minor injuries.
Niagara County Sheriff"

Related articles

• Suspect charged in car theft, wild chase (seattlepi.com)
• How does your dog ride in the car? (timesunion.com)

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200 Talibanners Killed, Obama's Laugh At "Torture Rush Limbaugh 20th Hijacker" Jokes Over Weekend

I normally don't applaud the deaths or killings of any human beings, but in the case of the 200 Taliban terrorists killed by Pakistan authorities in Obama's "war against man made mayhem" or whatever the hell those liberals are calling the war against terror this week, I make an exception.

At least it's not as bad as a comedienne at a state function wishing death upon a fellow American as was done over the weekend in the case of sister Wanda Skanks or Sykes saying as much about Rush Limbaugh while dumb assed Hussein Obama, known to some Americans as the president and his classless wife laughed along with the liberal media morons.



But when the "joke" comes from a liberal, Obama-supporting comedienne and the target is a right-winger then the likes of Hilary Rosen and Donna Brazile are on CNN saying it's just comedy and Limbaugh is "fair game".

Or this left wing sycophantic pussy name Klein who makes his living as a left wing journo whore who thought it was ok for the so called President In Name Only to shuck and jive with "Biceps" Michelle while the world watched on during the Sykes kill whitey fest




I'll remember this evening you can bet your ass when those liberal fuc**s thought it was funny to joke about the maiming and killing of a conservative white man, the next time someone makes a joke about Obama being tortured or killed, and we'll make sure to laugh our asses off while the usual asshole lefties and race baiters cry and whine their tiresome rivers of crocodile tears.

AS far as I'm concerned the KILL WHITEY jokes are off the table as long as the "Kill UNCLE SAMBO Bama" jokes are as well. Havent hear that one have you? While I have and I'll start telling them unless the liberals and Obama apologize for laughing at the torturing and killing of the White Rush Limbaugh.

Otherwise, as long as it's open season on whitey and it's ok to publicly joke about the killing of a conservative talk show host, then it's OK to joke about the killing of a Muslim Traitor pretending to be Christian and President at the same time. And believe you me, the scaredy-cat liberal comedians may have a little trouble poking fun at Teleprompoter Barry, but I can shred him day and night like crosscut shredder and I'm ready to unleash a river of Obama humor that will end up on the liberal 10 o'clock news its so damn offensive

Finally here's Pat Buchanan who predicted this dumb skank would say something completely unacceptable, and as predicted it shows the ghetto-ization of the white house and all it's related functions like this one and I'm sure more to come as again the whole scene down in DC goes Ghetto




What good for the goose is good for the gander, and Obama better remember that next time he publicly laughs at the torturing of a fellow American like the Muslim and his wife did on Saturday Night.

Wanda Sykes' Jokes About Rush Limbaugh Prompt Debate - Political Punch: "There's some chatter in the blogosphere and on cable TV about comedian Wanda Sykes' routine at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night, particularly her jokes about conservative talk radio giant Rush Limbaugh.

'Rush Limbaugh said he hopes this administration fails,' Sykes said. 'So you're saying, 'I hope America fails', you're, like, 'I don't care about people losing their homes, their jobs, our soldiers in Iraq'. He just wants the country to fail. To me, that's treason He's not saying anything differently than what Osama bin Laden is saying. You know, you might want to look into this, sir, because I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on OxyContin he missed his flight.'" continued

Yet we know they're apoplectic over the jokes made by Golf Magazine's David Feherty the other day we covered here, drawing this remark from Media Matters, the self appointed arbiter of media cleanliness somehow..demanding an apology which of coarse they got today/

'Mr. Feherty’s violent comments about Speaker Pelosi and Majority Leader Reid are disgusting,” said Eric Burns, President of Media Matters. “Suggesting that our troops would attack the leaders of the very democracy they’ve sworn to sacrifice their lives for is an insult to their integrity, honor"

Yea, I guess they'll be right on the horn today demanding this racist bitch apologize for her remarks

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2 Hawaiian Animals Plead Guilty to Feasting on Golfer's Family Dog

What can you say about 2 animals who would do this to somebody's new pet and worse than that, while on the job as deadbeat groundskeepers at a Hawaiian golf coarse that makes Karl from Caddyshack look like Gandhi.

2 Men Plead Guilty to Eating Family's Pet Dog -
FOXNews.com: "Two Hawaiian men pleaded guilty Wednesday to first degree animal-cruelty charges after they allegedly stole an 8-month-old puppy, took it home and butchered it, the Honolulu Advertiser reported.

In exchange for their guilty plea, police dismissed a second charge of theft against Saturnino Palting, 48, and Nelson Domingo, 49, the newspaper reported.

The pair allegedly stole the puppy, named Caddy, from the Moanalu Golf Course in December 2007, where the leashed dog was left near an equipment shack by it's owner, the Advertiser reported.

Palting and Domingo were employed by the golf course as groundskeepers."

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Mexico's Swine Flu Gift To US Perhaps a Terror Attack?

You never know but Michael Savage has a great point today that with these wide open southern borders not being shutdown immediately with this outbreak it could very well be a low tech terror attack of sorts sending sick Mexicans into the US to spread diseases that are for the most part alien to this country and part of the civilized or should I now say once civilized and now third world US.

Now being led by packs of moronic la dee da socialists who have no clue how to protect this country, and with these being the most dangerous times that the dems are ignoring by refusing to admit that Bush's policies were not only8 necessary but effective, then country deserves to be wiped out with the plague if we can't demand our borders be shut down and the illegal population dealt with, Americans will eventually die in large numbers sooner than later whether it be again a national outbreak of some long eradicated third world virus or flat out attack.

And with this head moron running homeland security our nation is in so much danger, how Americans are sleeping well at night is beyond me because I sure the f*&^ aren't and won't rest until a professional is put in this position that Obama is treating like a patronage handout as she acts more like the head of the Red Cross than our security.

photoshop idea from blogger friend Foutsc Nietzsche is Dead

click to enlarge

Links from Drudge Saturday Am

• Possible Swine Flu Outbreak At NYC Prep School...
• Most fatal flu victims aged between 25-45...
• Swine flu could infect trade and travel...
• Schwarzenegger has 'rigorous' plan...
• WHO ready with antivirals...
• The mysterious respiratory illness...
• CDC says too late to contain...
• 60 DEAD: Mexico City launches huge vaccination campaign...
• CLOSE TO 1,000 SUSPECTED CASES...
• Heighten Risk of Pandemic...
• Concerns in California, Texas...
• Mutated from pigs, transmitted to humans...
• Mexico has not suffered serious flu epidemic before...

Deadly flu strain threatens Mexico and U.S. | Reuters: "MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - Mexican and U.S. health officials searched Saturday for signs an outbreak of a new flu strain is spreading further, after it killed up to 68 people in Mexico and infected eight in the United States.

As Mexico shut schools and museums and axed public events, global health officials stopped short of declaring a pandemic.

But they warned more cases could come to light, making up a major outbreak, as the flu spreads between people and infected some individuals who had no contact with one another.

The World Health Organization said the virus from 12 of the Mexican patients was the same genetically as a new strain of swine flu, designated H1N1, seen in eight people in California and Texas who later recovered.

The Mexican government said the flu had killed 20 people and it may also be responsible for 48 other deaths. In all, 1,004 suspected cases have been reported nationwide."

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Wisconsin Landlord Demands Rent From Murdered Tenant

I sh** you not that the heartless and mindless morons that run this place are demanding the estate of a man, basically mother Danielle Eckert who's son Colin Byars was murdered in February pay his rent because, get this, he didn't give them 30 days notice that he was gonna be murdered !

These cold hearted dumb asses should be run out of the leasing profession for such an imbecilic demand. CCRT Properties is the name of this company, so if you are entering into any dealings with these pricks up in the Wisconsin Area I would certainly keep this story in the forefront of your mind.

CCRT Properties • 12690 W. North Avenue • Brookfield, WI 53005 • Phone: 262.785.0300 • Fax: 262.785.5561

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Napolitano gets "stupider" and "stupider" Each Passing Moment, Time For Her To Go

How this woman got to be a governor much less in charge of the security of the entire United States is anyone's guess but certainly this has to be the most incredibly stupid cabinet appointments of all times as she is getting roundly bitch slapped from the right wing extremists like myself for comparing the Canadian Border to the Mexican border falsely claiming and insisting 911 hijackers came through Canada.....


I for one would like to join other bloggers in extending my apologies To Canadians for this brainless Homeland bumbler and monumental screw up on her behalf and exclaim that not a one single thinking person in this country blames our northern border friends for anything going on with 911 of coarse and unequivocally nothing to do with the brutal illegal immigration problems this country faces whatsoever from our seive of a border along Napolitano's home state of Arizona which must be enjoying her respite from the state.

I'm now going to shamelessly borrow this next video idea from blogger extraordinaire Conservative Express who found this brilliant South Park video which effectively describes how idiotic this comparison and insistence Canada had anything to do with these two problems facing America


There are excellent pieces on this story all over the internet if you've missed any the best things I've seen so far have come from this Canadian website yesterday CBC News which covers the entire flap that began on Tuesday and continues to get "worser and worser" (lol) Along with this piece yesterday afternoon from none other than Michelle Malkin who isn't the queen of the blogosphere for nothing with this equally informative and funny piece here. She also had the excellent picture I snagged to the left pun intended.

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Another Sad Anniversary Today " Dingy Harry Reid Declares Iraq War Is Lostt"

Didn't hear any media taking this dipwad Harry Reid to task then nor now for those loose lips sink ships comments he made exactly 2 years ago today while criticizing General Patreaus and the military calling the Surge a failure and the war lost"...

What an asshole this guy was then and is now. Yet another dung filled Senator taking up valuable space and oxygen that could be used by someone with their brain still functioning as his obviously no longer does..


As to the missing or ignored recognition of the anniversary of this event, which most would agree was rather significant having the leader of the Senate get in the well of the body and declare that an ongoing war was a lost cause and not worth fighting for...

After all, we had to suffer through year after year of hearing this kind of crap from the left and their buddies in the MSM

"Two years ago today George Bush (not president Bush) Stood on the deck of the aircraft carrier declaring victory in the Iraq war...we go to Dan Rather who's with the editor of the Huffington Post, Arrianna Huffington who's hosting a Bush lied and soldiers died" rally...Dan can you hear me"......

Well no recognition of Reid's collassal failure and damn near treasonous remarks but that's of coarse what we've now come to expect from these people in the Media who abdicated truth telling about halfway through GWB's first term

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Weekend Closeout In Case You Missed this April Fool

A real bonehead and coward to boot this moron is and what a perfect closer to week full of just about America doesn't need that happened to our dying country from our president stepping all over us abroad while sucking up to the Eurotrash to Vietnamese killers on rapages because of taunts regarding his "Sheeety EEnglish"

God please help us get through the upcoming week in one piece

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Internet Driving Teens & Adults To Do Outrageous Things Worldwide

From beating up or even killing homeless people or even their own friends and acquaintances to post on Youtube with really no payoff other than a possible prison sentence to the self mutilating and injuring oneself brought on by Jack Ass or WWF wannabes right up to today kids who are doing just about anything to hopefully find themselves the quickest way to easy street via youtube or some goofy assed reality show. Then some that just do it for the hell of it, they're even more stupid.

On the other hand we now have young little girls who wanna be porn stars at twelve, like this 14 yr old girl who's now facing child porn charges for posting pictures of herself nude online, ranging right to the innocent ones found dead after internet liaisons gone awry, or bad hookups via My Space that end usually in the young girl found dead .

If that wasn't bad enough, the adults are just as stupid and or desperate for attention and self gratification through the internet like this American radio host who was just whacked by a stranger he met on Craigslist looking for gay sex. The teen pictured below on the right allegedly admitted he'd agreed to choke and masturbate 47-year-old ABC News Radio personality George Weber for a piddly $80 . How nice.

Here are the two participants in that gay, sick and deadly hookup yesterday in New York .

That brings me to this not deadly activity like the sad ones above, but just a plain old "look at me" internet driven behavior, where this imbecile in Europe, a kid who's parents got parents who happen to be quite wealthy. Parents wealthy enough to own a million dollar, modern day castle, and enough money one would think to be able to raise a kid who's not pathetically starved for attention like this one seems to be.

A selfish punk who in his spare time paints a giant penis on the roof of his parents brand new million dollar home......all to get the snapshot from Google Earth!

If I did this to my parent's dream home or any home for that matter, my father woulda grounded me for life and then made me clean the roof off from ledge to ledge with no hands and a toothbrush, and that's why it never woulda happened.

If that's not the dumbest thing I've ever heard of, this is what the world is coming to, while freedom is at stake all around the world even here in the breadbasket of freedom, while America is basically charged with the task of beating back evil everywhere we turn all so nimrods like the kid and adults above can get themselves instantly gratified by such immature, imbecilic and ultimately deadly behavior.

Teenager paints giant phallus on roof of parents' home

Mail Online: "A teenager inspired by an ancient fertility symbol has painted a 60ft-long phallus on the new roof of his parents £1million house.

Rory McInnes, 18, decided to give aerial observers an eyeful, with the aid of a tin of white paint, after watching a documentary on Google Earth.

But the imposing member remained a closely-guarded secret for a year before it was 'discovered' by a helicopter pilot flying over the area, who let his passengers take photos."Fortunately for Rory, he was already safely on the other side of the world when his parents found out, on a gap-year in Brazil.

His father Andy McInnes at first dismissed the report as a joke.

He told The Sun: 'It's an April Fool's joke, right? There's no way there's a 60ft phallus on top of my house.'

But after ringing around each of his four children, Rory owned up to the painting, reportedly saying: 'Oh, you've found it then!'

The new flat roof on the McInnes's house in Hungerford, Berkshire, had only recently been completed by builders before Rory got out the paint brush. Painting the enormous member took Rory only half an hour.The over-sized organ is a copy of the most well-known feature of the Cerne Abbas Giant, an 80ft figure of a naked man which is carved into the side of a chalk hill in Dorset, south-west England.

The club-wielding giant is believed to be an Iron Age fertility symbol which has proven popular with couples hoping to conceive.

But the McInneses are clearly not keen on the idea of their rooftop art acting as a fertility charm.

Rory's mother, Clare, said: 'We don't want any more children, so the idea of sleeping under a giant fertility symbol is rather worrying.'

Mr McInnes added: 'When Rory gets home he will be given a scrubbing brush and white spirit and he can go an scrub it off.'

It appears Rory's original plan to have the giant phallic image recorded has failed - Google Maps currently shows the house in its pristine, un-penised state.

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