I Wanna Be President Report Dot Com

New Obama commercial and website to be launched and released this weekend during Saturday Night Live:

Well I was shopping for a new car, which one's me?
A cool convertible or an SUV.

Too bad I didn't know my credit was whacked,
cuz now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact.

Now instead of lookin' fly and rollin' phat,
my legs are sticking to the vinyl and...

... my posse's getting laughed at.

L-O-S-E, that spells "lose,"
gaffes galore, and a pu**y named Chris Matthews...

I wants to be impotent fo so long, see I Wanna Be President....Repote Dot com

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